SpongeBob is instructed to clean up Mrs. Puff’s lighthouse, and finds a snail he names Louie. Louie attacks SpongeBob and sends the lighthouse rolling across town. When it comes to a stop, SpongeBob finds that Louie is a mother living in the lighthouse with her babies.

Sandy’s birthday party is interrupted by Neptune’s Moon, a rare phenomenon that causes underwater animals to revert to a primal, realistic state. As a land creature, Sandy is the only one not affected, and must keep her friends safe from the now monstrously-large Squidward and Pearl.

Squidward discovers SpongeBob’s diary, and reads it to the customers of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is devastated, and Squidward is shunned by the town for invading his privacy.

SpongeGuard on Duty: When Larry the Lobster is short one man for lifeguard duty, SpongeBob volunteers. Larry describes all the perks of the jobs: tanning, the chair, the whistle, the attention. What SpongeBob doesn’t get is that you have to be able to swim. SpongeBob takes the job and spends all his energy trying …

The Smoking Peanut: SpongeBob and Patrick visit the zoo and SpongeBob innocently tosses a peanut at a oyster in order to rouse it. The oyster goes crazy and suddenly the authorities demand to know what could have caused this. SpongeBob panics and denies that he knows anything about it. The dismayed oyster continues to cry, […]

The Krusty Plate: During an evening of washing dishes at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob battles a persistent speck of food that is affixed to one of the dinner plates.

Loading the player... A new driving instructor, Acceleration T. Greenlight opens his “Greenlight Driving School” where he promises a driver’s license to anyone who can drive around the block at half the cost of Mrs. Puff’s Boating School, and every student except for SpongeBob heads on over to his school. Mrs. Puff finds a lot […]

Plankton cooks a batch of chum that goes bad, and he has to find a place to hide it. He runs into SpongeBob and gets him to hide the chum, convincing him that he is actually hiding presents for a Christmas-like holiday known as “Chum Day”. When the rotten chum fails to hold and explodes […]

Money Talks: Mr. Krabs makes a wish that he could talk to money. When his wish is magically granted, Mr. Krabs learns (to his horror) what all of his dollars, pennies and quarters have been longing for: they want Mr. Krabs to spend them.

SpongeBob teaches Patrick karate, causing mayhem in Bikini Bottom.

Mr. Krabs loses patrons because of Plankton, so he resorts to giving food away for free.

The Slumber Party: Pearl’s getting ready for her slumber party, but Mr. Krabs’ meddling in the party preparations is getting out of control. Pearl forces him out of the house and orders him to stay at SpongeBob’s house until the party’s over. But that doesn’t stop Mr. Krabs from finding out what’s going on at […]

A Flea in Her Dome: Sandy comes back from Texas with fleas and SpongeBob and Patrick try to help Sandy rid her Tree Dome of them.