Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by the Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.

The family heads over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the “hunted”, especially when the Red Guy is their leader.

Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world’s problems lies in puppets.

Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a […]

While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by the Red Guy to play on a virtual reality machine. Games include “Kick the Can”, “Duck, Duck, Goose”, and Cow’s favorite game, “Squirt the Daisies”. He learns that just because these look like preschool games does not mean that they do […]

Chicken, Flem and Earl are on their first day of junior high school, where in P.E, they play dodgeball. While they are in the showers, their clothes are stolen.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow’s visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.

Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. It soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow’s udder disappear, which ends up on the Red Guy.

Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitchhiker in the form of the Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken.

A night in the tree house turns into a nightmare for Chicken, Flem, and Earl when they break Cow’s dream catcher.

Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. Cow, Mom, and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath.

The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.

Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).

Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom, and Dad.

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.

Teacher, Flem, and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.

Mom and Dad have got to go out, leaving Cow to babysit Chicken, much to his disappointment.

Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).

The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it “unless he was the last man on Earth”. He attempts to lure the entire world’s population (excluding Cow) into a free […]

In an effort to escape loneliness, Cow befriends an orange tree stationed in the back garden, much to Chicken’s disgust.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem’s father. After Cow shows up, Flem’s dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.

Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (the Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.

Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they’re not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (the Red Guy) to solve the problem.

Cow still has a security blanket (which happens to be Supercow’s cape), but Chicken objects to her still carrying around such an item at her age, which leads to it being thrown out on the way to school. While Cow is depressed, the principal (the Red Guy) decides to torment Flem and Earl.

Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he is molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.

The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.

A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which the Red Guy purchased.