SpongeBob and Patrick find Sandy’s box of sports equipment, but do not know how to play the sports. As revenge, Squidward teaches them incorrect and painful ways to play. Sandy eventually finds out, and beats Squidward at his own game.

When the customers are entertained by watching SpongeBob cook, Mr. Krabs creates an open kitchen. SpongeBob develops stage fright until he creates a puppet named ChefBob that cooks the food, although it soon turns against him and insults the customers.

Mrs. Puff enters SpongeBob into the demolition derby, where his bad driving makes him a star.

Chum Bucket Supreme: None of Plankton’s intellectually advanced advertising slogans for the Chum Bucket seem to be working. Plankton decides to switch gears by hiring someone who can create the dumbest slogans ever-Patrick!

SpongeBob gives out too many thumbs-ups, causing him to break his thumbs. Unable to work, he falls into a depression until Sandy encourages him to re-train his thumbs.

When SpongeBob’s alarm clock is broken and he is late for work, he buys various replacement clocks, all of which fail to wake him up. Finally, SpongeBob combines parts of all his alarms into a Rube Goldberg machine to take him to work while he sleeps.

Loading the player... Mr. Krabs installs a demon-inhibiting, brain-manipulating payphone into The Krusty Krab, constantly hypnotizing the crustacean to go against his own greedy nature.

To Save a Squirrel: SpongeBob and Patrick stow away on one of Sandy’s extreme wilderness expeditions. But when they get accidentally left behind, they must band together in order to survive in the wild

SpongeBob’s and Patrick’s faces freeze after doing too many silly faces at each other.

Squidward’s clarinet disappears, so he, SpongeBob, and Patrick investigate suspects. The clarinet is revealed to have been stolen by jellyfish, who enjoy Squidward’s music and let him play in their club.

An escaped criminal, Stickyfins, convinces SpongeBob that he is his driving instructor. Mrs. Puff, the police, and Stickyfins’ original driver Dorsal Dan chase after them. SpongeBob and Stickyfins get into all sorts of wacky and violent robbery hi-jinx around Bikini Bottom, while Dorsal Dan and Mrs. Puff romantically flirt with each other while chasing them.