SpongeBob teaches Patrick karate, causing mayhem in Bikini Bottom.

Loading the player... The League of E.V.I.L. watch an advertisement for the Krusty Krab’s delivery service where Mr. Krabs says the food will be free if it arrives in ten or more minutes. Mr. Krabs tasks SpongeBob to make a delivery to E.V.I.L.’s lair, and as SpongeBob tries to make the delivery there, the villains […]

Chocolate with Nuts: SpongeBob and Patrick want to make some extra cash so they decide to sell chocolate bars door to door. They have no luck at first. In fact, they end up buying more stuff than selling stuff. That is, until they start lying to sell the chocolate. They claim it saves lives etc.. […]

Loading the player... Plankton is always getting stepped on, so he has to find a way to defend himself from the steppers. Plankton creates a laser device in his lab which seem to work at first, until he encounters Sandy who sees how dangerous his laser is. Plankton, wanting to learn more, gets taught self-defense […]

Clams: It’s another day at the Krusty Krab when a random customer provides Mr. Krabs of his one millionth dollar! To celebrate, he takes SpongeBob and Squidward on a clam fishing trip. An over eager SpongeBob accidentally hooks the dollar with his fishing line and throws it out into the water – …

A crate of fortune cookies falls into SpongeBob’s backyard. He shares them with Mr. Krabs, who finds that all the fortunes magically come true. To sabotage his business, Plankton begins writing insulting and negative fortunes, culminating in a death threat against Krabs unless he gives up the formula.

Squidward’s clarinet disappears, so he, SpongeBob, and Patrick investigate suspects. The clarinet is revealed to have been stolen by jellyfish, who enjoy Squidward’s music and let him play in their club.

House Fancy: Squidward is enraged when he sees the home of his rival, Squilliam featured on a TV show about fancy houses. Determined not to be outdone, Squidward arranges to have his own house on the program. But he quickly realizes that his house isn’t exactly camera-ready and he’s going to need a lot of […]