Johnny freaks out when he awakens with a gray hair.

Johnny tries to get a date with a girl who is in love with a sensitive dancer. A man (Jack Sheldon) comes along and offers Johnny lessons on how to be the kind of sensitive guy that women want.

When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is given the duty of mayor.

When the Green Swoosh (a Green Lantern-like superhero) gets injured by a falling meteor, Johnny gets his super boots, the source of his power. Armed with super strength and speed, Johnny tries his hand at being a superhero.

Johnny meets a mad scientist who has made the perfect female monster, and she and Johnny are on the run from an angry mob.

Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.

The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she would think differently of Johnny if he would help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.