Mr. Krabs takes a vacation from work.

Mid-Life Crustacean: Mr. Krabs realizes that he is getting old. He’s not so hip anymore. He overhears Patrick and SpongeBob hyping up a big night out that they’re planning and figures that would be a good way to get hip again. He asks the guys if he can come along on their wild night on […]

To boost morale, Mr. Krabs holds a low-budget company picnic. Plankton arrives, holding an extravagant picnic with his two robot employees, in an attempt to get Mr. Krabs and Squidward to work for him.

Mr. Krabs buys Squidward’s paintings, and learns from an appraiser that art is worth more after the artist has died. Mr. Krabs makes Squidward go on increasingly dangerous deliveries to get rid of him.

Loading the player... Tired of SpongeBob crashing his boat in Boating School all the time, Mrs. Puff replaces herself with a potato so she can have time for herself, instead teaching SpongeBob remotely, all the while making him think the potato is her.

No Hat for Pat: Patrick is sick of all of his friends not being able to play with him because they have to put on their Krusty Krab hats and go to work. So when Mr. Krabs offers him a job as a sign-holder, Patrick is thrilled because it means he gets to wear a […]

Patrick recruits SpongeBob into his club, the Empty Head Society. Before entering, SpongeBob is made to remove his brain and hand it in to check-out; however, while doing destructive “community service” with the group, his brainstem shorts out and severely lowers his intelligence. Patrick helps SpongeBob find his brain again.

Whale of a Birthday: Mr. Krabs wants to give his daughter Pearl the best birthday ever. While he works on the party, SpongeBob is assigned the task of figuring out what Pearl would like for a present. So he trails her through the Bikini Bottom mall and takes note of everything she thinks is “Coral.” […]