Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

Bunny fears that Johnny has grown out of control without supervision, and decides to hire him a nanny. She settles on Donny Osmond, whose overly cheerful attitude and childish ideas of fun drive Johnny crazy.

After getting hit by a kid with a crush on Suzy, Johnny recruits the best that he can to overcome their evil forces.

The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she would think differently of Johnny if he would help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.

Johnny becomes a lumberjack.

Johnny buys a drink designed to make chimps smart. This makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.

When Johnny saves Luke Perry’s life, Luke reluctantly agrees to coach Johnny on one date, using a microscopic headphone placed in Johnny’s ear.

When Johnny wants a little girl’s older sister to fall for him, he must go into the discount toy-aisle to buy some toys for them.

Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet hot chicks. The manager sees how many toxins are in Johnny’s system and decides that she will take him as her project that will “put her spa on the map”.

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

Johnny meets his hero, Squint Ringo, and performs the stuntman for his show.

When Bunny has to go away to Vegas for a Bingo tournament, leaving Johnny by himself for a few days, she gets a mail-order robot mother to replace her.

Johnny is mistaken for a karate expert, and agrees to help a “South of the border” town defeat an evil Mexican thief.

Mama Bravo goes out of town on vacation, and Johnny convinces her to let him stay home alone for the week. Things do not go as well as Johnny would have hoped, as one disaster after another strikes his home, culminating in a band of fairy tale creatures storming into his house and throwing a […]

Johnny trades the family cow for some magical hair tonic.

After winning a cruise on a boat, Johnny accidentally gets on the wrong boat. Here, Johnny meets Captain Spleen, who expects Johnny to catch a legendary bad-mouth merman named Moby Jerk.

Mr. T pays Johnny a visit to teach him about self-defense.

Johnny and Bunny book passage on a plane. When Johnny sees a clown on the wing of the plane, he tries to warn everyone of the danger. When no one believes him, Johnny takes matters into his own hands and removes one of the clowns by pushing him off the plane. His actions embarrasses everyone […]

Johnny unwittingly follows the instructions of a satanic notebook in an attempt to get buff, thus summoning a devil named Derek that enlists him to join on an evil rampage. When Johnny’s attempts to help him end up becoming good things, he possesses Johnny to use his body to wreak havoc on the entire world.

A beautiful vampire named Lois (Alison LaPlaca) decides to use Johnny to make Woody, her current boyfriend, jealous.

Johnny is trying to get Squid Ringo’s tungsten knuckles, but they do not have any more of Krelmann’s Prune Spread. Johnny thinks that Suzy is taking some to her grandmother in the woods.

Johnny follows a hot girl dressed as a princess to a renaissance carnival. He believes that he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He attempts to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge, only to ruin all of the events at the carnival by accident.

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

Johnny meets Enormous Ferguson, the famous basketball player. Johnny wants to help Ferguson and the Pogatuck Ferrets take on the Townsville Titans.

Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

Johnny becomes a detective and takes the case of Suzy’s missing doll.

Johnny becomes a security guard for the Soy’s Harvest Parade, but he spends all his times fighting things that were actually never to happen.

On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman, who struggled to find a home for himself.

Johnny is on the run when the police believe he stole a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies at their bakery sale.

A dimwitted man named Johnny Bravo plays the role of a superhero as a 900-pound gorilla escapes from the zoo.

After being kicked off an outback tour, Johnny is adopted by a mother kangaroo. He is an outcast until he defends the herd from the infamous Boomerang Caine.