Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) gives Chicken surgery, transforming him into a duck.

A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.

Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.

Cow has her big break when the Red Guy hires her as a supermodel. She soon learns that fame does not last long.

Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o’ war contest.

Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls’ bathroom at school is like.

After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then to sensitivity training (both run by the Red Guy).

Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom, and Dad.

Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he is molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.

Cow and Chicken’s house is invaded by a gang of female lesbian bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball.

After the girls beat the boys in a game of “Girls Chase Boys”, Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her “cooties”.

Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old-timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.

While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow’s visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.

While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts.

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.