Patrick realizes that his rock house is actually the shell of a sea turtle named Tony. Patrick firmly refuses to leave and continues to sit on his shell, earning popularity with Tony’s friends.

Patrick gets a job as a security guard at the Bikini Bottom Museum of Everything and recruits SpongeBob as his assistant. Meanwhile, Squidward attempts to sneak in and hang his painting.

Squidward is attacked in a dark alley and has his groceries stolen. He takes up karate training for self-defense with SpongeBob and Sandy.

Grandpappy the Pirate: Mr. Krabs’ granddad is coming to town! But instead of being excited, Mr. Krabs is nervous because his swarthy pirate granddad thinks that Mr. Krabs is a pirate, too. Will Mr. Krabs be able to fool his granddad into thinking that he, SpongeBob, and Squidward are pirates aboard a pirate ship, and […]

When Mr. Krabs is too cheap to buy more garbage bags and creates a mess, he makes SpongeBob and Squidward drive a garbage truck and clean up trash around Bikini Bottom. However, Patrick is insistent on keeping his garbage, and the fight causes trash to splatter all over the Krusty Krab.

In the winter, Mr. Krabs starts selling hot soup at the Krusty Krab. A group of hippies are attracted by the heat and begin living in the soup. After multiple attempts to get the hippies out, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob down into the soup, and he becomes a hippie himself. Finally, Mr. Krabs gets the […]

Opposite Day: Fed up with SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward decides to sell his house and move. Worried no one will buy it if they see what their neighbors will be really like, Squidward fools them into thinking it’s ‘opposite day,’ and they must do the opposite of their usual behavior. No such luck, however. With […]

Loading the player... SpongeBob puts on his lucky tie clip before work and ends up having a good luck streak at work. After SpongeBob trips around on a bowling ball in his house, he wakes up the next day to find that his lucky tie clip is missing, and ends up having a bad luck […]

Loading the player... A new driving instructor, Acceleration T. Greenlight opens his “Greenlight Driving School” where he promises a driver’s license to anyone who can drive around the block at half the cost of Mrs. Puff’s Boating School, and every student except for SpongeBob heads on over to his school. Mrs. Puff finds a lot […]

In a parody of Walt Disney’s Pinocchio, Plankton pretends to be Patrick’s conscience to get a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob and Patrick go back in time to see the young Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.SpongeBob and Patrick watch their heroes fight bad guys in a classic Mermaidman and Barnacleboy episode.

Breath of Fresh Squidward: After electrocuting himself on his own security fence, Squidward’s personality gets completely scrambled. Now he is the most jovial Squid to ever live in Bikini Bottom – and he’s starting to get on SpongeBob’s nerves.

Patrick goes to the Shady Shoals rest home for ice cream, but ends up spending so much time there that he turns into an old man. SpongeBob takes Patrick and his elderly friends to an arcade to encourage them to have fun.

SpongeBob delivers food to an office building, but accidentally spills a milkshake. That night, he returns with Patrick to clean the entire building, but is chased by a cleaning robot and other sentient office supplies.

Mr. Krabs takes a vacation from work.

SpongeBob B.C. (UGH): It is prehistoric Bikini Bottom, and we spend a day in the life of SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog. (Sponge, Pat, and Squidward’s prehistoric alter-egos.) Thanks to the magic of an underwater thunderstorm, our three Neanderthal friends discover fire. After gorging themselves on barbecued-everything-they-could-find, the battle for who should control the fire ensues. […]

Upon finding a world record book in the Krusty Krab’s dumpster, Sandy is determined to break all the records. SpongeBob joins her, but soon worries that she is getting too obsessed and tries to destroy the book.

After SpongeBob is banned from the local zoo for going into the animal enclosures, he and Patrick make a zoo out of bubbles around their houses.

Sandy, Karen, and Mrs. Puff invite Pearl to go camping. Pearl brings SpongeBob along to prank them, but he gets lost in the woods. Meanwhile, the girls tell Pearl a scary story that turns out to be true.

To impress Plankton’s grandma on her birthday, Plankton claims that he is the owner of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward prepare for the visit, although Plankton’s grandma turns out to have visited to betray Plankton and steal the secret formula.

Loading the player... Perch Perkins reports about an alien hoax, saying there is an extremely small chance that aliens are real, which SpongeBob and Patrick immediately believe, so they put on tinfoil hats and flashlights to try and find the aliens. Squidward shows up in an alien mask then removes it, convincing SpongeBob and Patrick […]

SpongeBob attempts to keep Bubble Buddy’s son out of danger.

Ghost Host: The Flying Dutchman takes up residence at SpongeBob’s house where he proceeds to scare, startle and surprise SpongeBob around the clock. Eventually all the spooky shenanigans grow old, and SpongeBob is no longer afraid of the Dutchman. This creates a panic for the old ghost who now fears that he has lost his […]

A Flea in Her Dome: Sandy comes back from Texas with fleas and SpongeBob and Patrick try to help Sandy rid her Tree Dome of them.

A fed-up Squidward resorts to legal action to keep SpongeBob away from him.

SpongeBob and Patrick’s game of hide-and-seek goes downhill after SpongeBob can’t find Patrick anywhere.

Professor Squidward: When Squidward is mistaken for his much more famous rival, Squilliam Fancyson, he is invited to teach a class at the most prestigious music school in Bikini Bottom. Squidward is happy to pretend to be Squilliam if it means he can teach a class of adoring fans-until SpongeBob and Patrick show up and […]

Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II: SpongeBob wins the big prize from his favorite TV show, “The Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy” – The Conch Signal! Now he can summon the semi-retired super heroes whenever there’s an emergency. Rather than keep getting signals for “emergencies” like opening jars, the duo take SpongeBob along for their patrol to […]

The Patty Caper: The Krabby Patty formula has been placed in a vault far away for safe keeping. When Mr. Krabs forgets the recipe, he gives SpongeBob the key to the vault and sends him on a train ride to retrieve the formula. But someone steals the key! It’s a mystery-aboard-a-train story as SpongeBob tries […]

Doing Time: During a boating lesson with Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob loses control of his boat and crashes it into a juice truck and a senior citizens home. Mrs. Puff confesses that she is ..

Loading the player... Plankton once again attempts to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but the bag that SpongeBob uses to deliver the delicacy inflates and flies him away to Monster Island. The two end up stranded, and have to work together in order to survive and escape the island’s monstrous citizens.

Old Man Jenkins orders a sandwich that the Krusty Krab does not sell. SpongeBob finds that this sandwich comes from a restaurant demolished years ago, and conducts a séance to speak to the restaurant’s owner and learn the recipe.