Johnny tries to get a date with a female hip-hop fan by claiming he knows “The Round Pound,” her favorite group. As it happens, the rappers of the Round Pound need help replacing some equipment, and when Johnny provides it, they agree to teach him how to become a hip-hop star.

Johnny joins an Amish community, and everybody thinks that Johnny is a relative from very far.

To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate.

Johnny is mistaken for a karate expert, and agrees to help a “South of the border” town defeat an evil Mexican thief.

Master Hamma claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival’s. Hamma’s rival takes him up on the challenge, and to protect the honor of the dojo, Johnny must utilize all he has learned to defeat the rival’s student.

Johnny tries to end the feud between Bunny and Mona Herschbum, the new next door neighbor, so he can go on a date with Mona’s beautiful tuba-playing daughter, Juliet “Julie” Herschbum.

Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice and becomes a Viking god with all sorts of power. Johnny is told by the Gods that he must fight an ice giant.

Johnny takes up French class with Mama for their upcoming trip to Paris, France, but Johnny is a slow learner.

When Johnny has reason to believe that his mother, Bunny Bravo, is out in the jungle lost, he goes on a quest to find her, only to awaken Chronos the Bear, a very large and hungry grizzly bear.

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, Johnny tries to find a way to make money to buy his mama a gift. While Suzy becomes ridiculously wealthy with her simple lemonade stand, Johnny goes through all manner of jobs in an effort to raise the cash he needs.

When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops’ hot chili, he uses Carl’s fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This makes Johnny revert to a baby until 4:00 PM, but Bunny likes the idea of Johnny being little again.

Johnny plays lifeguard in hopes to attract chicks.

Johnny ends up on a reality TV show as a detective.

Johnny pays a visit to Pamplona to watch the running of the bulls, but he ends up in a bullfight of his own.

While looking at the family scrapbook, Mama tells Johnny the tale of Lonestar Bravo and how he became the sheriff of Moist Rock to impress frontier chicks.

On the run from Fish Lips Malone, Johnny and Carl disguise themselves as women for the Miss Perky beauty pageant.

Johnny goes on a talk show hosted by a supermodel named Vendela.

Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a riptide. However, Johnny believes that he found the lost city of Atlantis.

Johnny trades the family cow for some magical hair tonic.

While searching for Clam-League 9000 toys, Johnny works with an environmentalist named Debbie to save fishes.

When the school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master.