SpongeBob is instructed to clean up Mrs. Puff’s lighthouse, and finds a snail he names Louie. Louie attacks SpongeBob and sends the lighthouse rolling across town. When it comes to a stop, SpongeBob finds that Louie is a mother living in the lighthouse with her babies.

SpongeBob tries to stop his nail-biting habit, with help from Patrick and Sandy.

SpongeBob and Patrick’s game of hide-and-seek goes downhill after SpongeBob can’t find Patrick anywhere.

Squidtastic Voyage: When Squidward swallows his clarinet reed Sandy offers to retrieve the piece by shrinking herself and a mini sub down to microscopic proportions and traveling into Squidward’s body. But to Squidward’s horror, SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally end up in the mini-drivers seat of the sub and continue the mission on their own.

Pat No Pay: When Patrick eats his weight in Krabby Patties without paying, Mr. Krabs puts him to work in the restaurant.

SpongeBob agrees to be Sandy’s house sitter, but things go wrong when Patrick arrives.

Sailor Mouth: SpongeBob reads a “bad” word off the dumpster behind the Krusty Krabs and he doesn’t know what it means. He asks Patrick who explains to him that it’s a fancy word and both of them start using it in every sentence they can. But when Mr. Krabs hears them he goes berserk and […]

Patrick recruits SpongeBob into his club, the Empty Head Society. Before entering, SpongeBob is made to remove his brain and hand it in to check-out; however, while doing destructive “community service” with the group, his brainstem shorts out and severely lowers his intelligence. Patrick helps SpongeBob find his brain again.

Plankton is arrested for vandalism, but the Bikini Bottom Prison is overcrowded. Being paid by the police, Mr. Krabs offers to turn the Krusty Krab into a jailhouse. However, after Plankton is released, and when SpongeBob begins treating the prisoners with expensive luxuries and they drive the customers away, Mr. Krabs lets them all go […]