Patrick goes to the Shady Shoals rest home for ice cream, but ends up spending so much time there that he turns into an old man. SpongeBob takes Patrick and his elderly friends to an arcade to encourage them to have fun.

Patrick tries to act mature after he grows a beard.

Money Talks: Mr. Krabs makes a wish that he could talk to money. When his wish is magically granted, Mr. Krabs learns (to his horror) what all of his dollars, pennies and quarters have been longing for: they want Mr. Krabs to spend them.

Sandy makes a teleporter, which Plankton tries to use to steal the formula.

Loading the player... Squidward and Bubble Bass are on a train together to Jetsam City, where they want to go to a clarinet convention and comic book convention respectively. Bubble Bass ends up being a constant annoyance to Squidward on the train, and the two get booted off after not having tickets, as they fly […]