Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Black Sheep (who lives up to both sides of his name) has come over for a visit. This is a problem for Mom and Dad, who both run away for the duration of his visit.

Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called “You Ben Panced?” hosted by Benjamin Panced (the Red Guy). The challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel.

Mom and Dad have got to go out, leaving Cow to babysit Chicken, much to his disappointment.

A game of “Catch” results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.

Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitchhiker in the form of the Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken.

It’s “Bring Your Kid to Work” Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office, but a Canadian Mountie (the Red Guy) constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building.

After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.

Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions.

Cow and Chicken’s house is invaded by a gang of female lesbian bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball.

Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.

While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts.

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

A night in the tree house turns into a nightmare for Chicken, Flem, and Earl when they break Cow’s dream catcher.

Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.

Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts.

Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by the Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.