Cow and Chicken find a time machine, and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.
Weasel’s theory on monkeys typing Shakespeare goes wrong when almost every monkey involved walks out on him. However, he sees hope in the form of I.R. Baboon, who writes a book entitled “A Troo Storee”, despite the fact that it lowers peoples’ I.Q. level.
After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.
Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally). Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of homewrecker Mr. Slacksoff (the Red Guy).
Weasel and I.R. run one of the best hair salons around. However, the hair police (The Red Guy) soon has a look into this in an attempt to shut them down.
Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a […]
Weasel and I.R. are vampires looking for some fun. What’s more, they get on well with the villagers. Later on the Red Guy (who’s a vampire hunter) tries to put steaks through their hearts.
Cow and Chicken are sent to join the Great Pantzini (the Red Guy’s) circus. He originally has Cow as a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater, but then settles to have them in as clowns.
The family heads over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the “hunted”, especially when the Red Guy is their leader.