While guarding Carl’s science project, Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly.

Johnny goes on a date with the President’s daughter, only to outrage and humiliate her with his lack of knowledge of Washington by accident. Johnny then finds himself, beaten up by her bodyguards (who are secret service agents), Agent Pim and Agent Shlomo. However, Pim and Shlomo are more skilled as fighters than Johnny is […]

To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate.

Johnny signs up to be a fireman to impress girls, but he cannot do anything right.

Johnny tries to get a date with a female hip-hop fan by claiming he knows “The Round Pound,” her favorite group. As it happens, the rappers of the Round Pound need help replacing some equipment, and when Johnny provides it, they agree to teach him how to become a hip-hop star.

Mr. T pays Johnny a visit to teach him about self-defense.

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

A prince from a far kingdom is bored of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him. Thus, the two switch places, and Johnny gets to be prince.

Johnny unwittingly follows the instructions of a satanic notebook in an attempt to get buff, thus summoning a devil named Derek that enlists him to join on an evil rampage. When Johnny’s attempts to help him end up becoming good things, he possesses Johnny to use his body to wreak havoc on the entire world.

Johnny and Carl get arrested and try to escape from jail.

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

The “Harold and the Fuzzy Bunny Book” has been taken off all library shelves by a greedy censorer named Mr. Blowhart, and Suzy must make him change his mind.

Johnny becomes a detective and takes the case of Suzy’s missing doll.

Johnny has to make it to his blind date in time, but when he fails the first time, he grabs the remote and restarts the cartoon.

Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a riptide. However, Johnny believes that he found the lost city of Atlantis.

The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she would think differently of Johnny if he would help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.

After being kicked off an outback tour, Johnny is adopted by a mother kangaroo. He is an outcast until he defends the herd from the infamous Boomerang Caine.

Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone is hurt, told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.

Johnny poses as a girl who is “large for her age” to help out Suzy’s softball team.

Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp, with Carl as his counselor.

Johnny is on a dating show and gets a blind date with the Black Widow.

When Johnny has reason to believe that his mother, Bunny Bravo, is out in the jungle lost, he goes on a quest to find her, only to awaken Chronos the Bear, a very large and hungry grizzly bear.

Johnny visits the South Seas, where a giant female gorilla falls in love with him.

Johnny hits on a beautiful woman named Jane, who turns out to be a secret agent. When Johnny compromises security at Jane’s headquarters, her boss makes them work together to defeat the evil Dr. Pencilneck and thwart his nefarious–yet incredibly politically correct–scheme.

With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.

Johnny is brought before a courtroom to explain his actions from the previous day. A flashback begins, and Johnny explains that after seeing his blinking alarm clock that morning, he firmly believed that time had frozen and left him the only person able to move. A series of incredibly odd coincidences repeatedly affirms Johnny’s claim, […]

Johnny goes home from the grocery store with a look-alike of his mother.

Johnny is kidnapped by two beautiful female aliens, who believe him to be the perfect human specimen.

Bunny wins a contest, that makes Berry Vanderbolten, a famous singer, be her butler for the day. Yet, Johnny takes advantage of the situation and abuses it, as he nearly makes Berry his slave.

Bunny gambles Johnny away to Colonel Fatman, where Johnny is forced to be hunted. But when it comes to hunting down Johnny, he is no professional in hiding!

A beautiful vampire named Lois (Alison LaPlaca) decides to use Johnny to make Woody, her current boyfriend, jealous.