Johnny becomes a golfer to earn money.

In what seems to be a dream come true for Johnny, he falls off a ship and finds himself on an island surrounded by beautiful Amazon women.

After being kicked off an outback tour, Johnny is adopted by a mother kangaroo. He is an outcast until he defends the herd from the infamous Boomerang Caine.

Johnny sends away for a mail order perfect woman, but accidentally picks a Swedish fat woman named Helga instead. In an effort to ruin their “relationship”, Johnny takes Helga to Steege Cage wrestling.

When it is announced that Johnny’s favorite beef jerky store will be going out of business, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

Johnny meets an amazing, seductive girl named Fluffy (Anne Bloom), only to find out she is actually a werewolf. She promises that she will offer Johnny a great time if he can make it through one night with her transformed state. Unfortunately, on Wednesdays, she turns into a fat, short, bald, and annoying man named […]

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp, with Carl as his counselor.

On the run from Fish Lips Malone, Johnny and Carl disguise themselves as women for the Miss Perky beauty pageant.

Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.

Johnny is a poor second class peasant who falls in love with a rich first class girl named Shelia on board the lake-tour liner, the S S Muronic. The boat sinks when it hits a tin can, and Shelia breaks up with Johnny and throws the ring he gave her into the (shallow) water.

Johnny accidentally joins the French Foreign Legion and soon finds himself on a game show in Ancient Egypt, where he must find a way through the desert with the help of a reluctant camel named Lawrence.

Johnny meets a mad scientist who has made the perfect female monster, and she and Johnny are on the run from an angry mob.

All the wool in the city (including Johnny’s blanky) is being stolen by an evil, wool-loving thief named Dr. Filaniest and his kind pet kitten, Pooky the Cat. Johnny plays the role of hero, as he tracks down and defeats Dr. Filaniest.

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, Johnny tries to find a way to make money to buy his mama a gift. While Suzy becomes ridiculously wealthy with her simple lemonade stand, Johnny goes through all manner of jobs in an effort to raise the cash he needs.

Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice and becomes a Viking god with all sorts of power. Johnny is told by the Gods that he must fight an ice giant.

Johnny tells Suzy a story about his first crush, and how he went from skinny to muscular.

Johnny takes up French class with Mama for their upcoming trip to Paris, France, but Johnny is a slow learner.

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to travel to Alaska and catch a rare fish, the “sassy-mouth salmon”.

After getting hit by a kid with a crush on Suzy, Johnny recruits the best that he can to overcome their evil forces.

After being swept over a waterfall, Johnny and Carl come across hot native chicks.

Johnny tries to get a date with a female hip-hop fan by claiming he knows “The Round Pound,” her favorite group. As it happens, the rappers of the Round Pound need help replacing some equipment, and when Johnny provides it, they agree to teach him how to become a hip-hop star.

Johnny and Bunny go to Canada, and Johnny attempts to get a mountie girl. He ends up catching a criminal called Will Joon Gi by accident.

When a criminal robs Johnny’s karate dojo, he dupes Johnny into believing he is the substitute teacher.

After causing numerous disasters for Carl, Bunny, and Suzy, Johnny wishes that he had never been born. Maurice, Johnny’s guardian angel, shows him what life would be like if he was never born, which actually turns out to be much better.

With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.

Johnny becomes an astronaut when he is mistakenly launched into space with an annoying chimpanzee.

Johnny is sucked into an alien game show by an alien civilization. He wins the first two rounds and competes in a game called “Suck My Brain Out”.

While searching for Clam-League 9000 toys, Johnny works with an environmentalist named Debbie to save fishes.

Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

Johnny is trying to get Squid Ringo’s tungsten knuckles, but they do not have any more of Krelmann’s Prune Spread. Johnny thinks that Suzy is taking some to her grandmother in the woods.