Johnny tries to get a date with a female hip-hop fan by claiming he knows “The Round Pound,” her favorite group. As it happens, the rappers of the Round Pound need help replacing some equipment, and when Johnny provides it, they agree to teach him how to become a hip-hop star.

Johnny takes Suzy to the toy store and suddenly becomes interested in the Biff Proton VR game and decides to play it. As Johnny progress through the game, his actions begin to have an effect on reality.

Johnny talks to a beautiful woman eating at Pops’ restaurant, and she tells Johnny that he is no gentleman. Pops attempts to take Johnny and turn him into a gentleman, worthy of high society, within seven days.

Johnny becomes a lumberjack.

Johnny plays lifeguard in hopes to attract chicks.

Johnny accidentally joins the French Foreign Legion and soon finds himself on a game show in Ancient Egypt, where he must find a way through the desert with the help of a reluctant camel named Lawrence.

Mr. T pays Johnny a visit to teach him about self-defense.

Johnny gives his mother smushweed (which she is allergic to), and Johnny has to take over Bunny’s duties as den mother to Suzy’s troop.

Mama Bravo goes out of town on vacation, and Johnny convinces her to let him stay home alone for the week. Things do not go as well as Johnny would have hoped, as one disaster after another strikes his home, culminating in a band of fairy tale creatures storming into his house and throwing a […]

To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate.

Thinking he will meet Santa Claus, Johnny goes to a courthouse and ends up on the jury. The female defendant, accused of “triple parking in a no loading zone”, is guilty in everyone’s eyes except Johnny’s.

Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet hot chicks. The manager sees how many toxins are in Johnny’s system and decides that she will take him as her project that will “put her spa on the map”.

Johnny poses as a girl who is “large for her age” to help out Suzy’s softball team.

Johnny tries to get a date with a girl who is in love with a sensitive dancer. A man (Jack Sheldon) comes along and offers Johnny lessons on how to be the kind of sensitive guy that women want.

Johnny takes Suzy to the circus, only to find that an evil ringmaster named Vivian Vixen has Jungle Boy under a mind control device.

On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman, who struggled to find a home for himself.

Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone is hurt, told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.

Johnny goes on a date with the President’s daughter, only to outrage and humiliate her with his lack of knowledge of Washington by accident. Johnny then finds himself, beaten up by her bodyguards (who are secret service agents), Agent Pim and Agent Shlomo. However, Pim and Shlomo are more skilled as fighters than Johnny is […]

Johnny tries to end the feud between Bunny and Mona Herschbum, the new next door neighbor, so he can go on a date with Mona’s beautiful tuba-playing daughter, Juliet “Julie” Herschbum.

When the school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master.

Bunny gets a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya, but Johnny thinks that he is only dating her for her money.

When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is given the duty of mayor.

Bunny has Johnny deliver the cable TV bill, but he accidentally goes to a mad scientist’s laboratory, where he is cloned. Johnny must prove to everyone else that he is the real Johnny.

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it is driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

Johnny bumps into a starship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There Johnny wages war against Kharlok, the evil alien captain.

Johnny and Carl get arrested and try to escape from jail.

While searching for Clam-League 9000 toys, Johnny works with an environmentalist named Debbie to save fishes.

When Bunny has to go away to Vegas for a Bingo tournament, leaving Johnny by himself for a few days, she gets a mail-order robot mother to replace her.

Johnny locks himself in the biosphere with a pretty lady scientist, Carl, and others, where he destroys all of their resources.

Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty woman who is very cranky and spends her time running away from him.

Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches. Johnny thinks that the dinosaur is a hamster, and he must keep his new pet (named Mr. Wuggles) from wreaking havoc in Aron City.

Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.