Mom and Dad pick up, and then adopt a hitchhiker in the form of the Red Guy, much to the disappointment of Cow and Chicken.

Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (the Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem’s father. After Cow shows up, Flem’s dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.

Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. When Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.

The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.

After the girls beat the boys in a game of “Girls Chase Boys”, Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her “cooties”.

Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called “You Ben Panced?” hosted by Benjamin Panced (the Red Guy). The challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel.

Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory, but the entire city thinks that the comet is real.

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world’s problems lies in puppets.

Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. Cow, Mom, and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath.

Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old-timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a […]

The family heads over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the “hunted”, especially when the Red Guy is their leader.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) under their wing.

Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.

It’s coming up to Arbor Day, and Cow and Chicken are wanting some ice cream from the ice cream man (the Red Guy).