Unlike Cow, Chicken cannot whistle, and he tries to get lessons from Professor Hineybottom (the Red Guy).

After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken’s name.

Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a […]

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.

Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o’ war contest.

A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which the Red Guy purchased.

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.

Chicken receives a credit card (which only has 25 cents worth of credit) inside his cereal. He and Cow are both stalked by the Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum.

The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. When Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.

Chicken’s wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.

Cow has her big break when the Red Guy hires her as a supermodel. She soon learns that fame does not last long.

Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.

Teacher, Flem, and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.

While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by the Red Guy to play on a virtual reality machine. Games include “Kick the Can”, “Duck, Duck, Goose”, and Cow’s favorite game, “Squirt the Daisies”. He learns that just because these look like preschool games does not mean that they do […]

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Chicken reluctantly accepts a dare set by Flem and Earl to see what the girls’ bathroom at school is like.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.

Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.

Mom and Dad have got to go out, leaving Cow to babysit Chicken, much to his disappointment.

Cow heads over to Cornflake, Arkansas, where she tries to help Larry Lackapants (the Red Guy) become the king and queen of cheese.

Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.

Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. Knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him.

A game of “Catch” results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.

After the girls beat the boys in a game of “Girls Chase Boys”, Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her “cooties”.