Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone is hurt, told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.

While applying for dodgeball camp, Johnny accidentally signs up for the army and has to deal with the roughest drill instructor ever, Sergeant Trixie.

When Bunny has to go away to Vegas for a Bingo tournament, leaving Johnny by himself for a few days, she gets a mail-order robot mother to replace her.

Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet hot chicks. The manager sees how many toxins are in Johnny’s system and decides that she will take him as her project that will “put her spa on the map”.

Johnny meets an amazing, seductive girl named Fluffy (Anne Bloom), only to find out she is actually a werewolf. She promises that she will offer Johnny a great time if he can make it through one night with her transformed state. Unfortunately, on Wednesdays, she turns into a fat, short, bald, and annoying man named […]

Suzy’s “Funky Monkey” song is a hit with the neighbors. Pops decides to make Suzy, Carl, and Bunny stars, but Johnny wants to be the lead singer. Pops cuts his microphone chord to make things safe.

Johnny is kidnapped by two beautiful female aliens, who believe him to be the perfect human specimen.

Johnny and Carl both run for Litter Commissioner to pick up girls.

Johnny tries to get a date with a girl who is in love with a sensitive dancer. A man (Jack Sheldon) comes along and offers Johnny lessons on how to be the kind of sensitive guy that women want.

Johnny ends up on a reality TV show as a detective.

Mr. T pays Johnny a visit to teach him about self-defense.

All the wool in the city (including Johnny’s blanky) is being stolen by an evil, wool-loving thief named Dr. Filaniest and his kind pet kitten, Pooky the Cat. Johnny plays the role of hero, as he tracks down and defeats Dr. Filaniest.

Johnny is on the run when the police believe he stole a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies at their bakery sale.

With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.

Johnny believes a magician makes him invisible.

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams, due to the fact it really is a dream, causing things to go awry when he keeps dreaming things to go wrong

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

Suzy has a new doll named Talky Tabitha, and invites Johnny over for a tea party to play with her–but Tabitha starts talking independently, and says she doesn’t like Johnny. Johnny squares off against the doll, who repeatedly thwarts his efforts to destroy her.

Johnny sends away for a mail order perfect woman, but accidentally picks a Swedish fat woman named Helga instead. In an effort to ruin their “relationship”, Johnny takes Helga to Steege Cage wrestling.

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

After getting hit by a kid with a crush on Suzy, Johnny recruits the best that he can to overcome their evil forces.

A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.

Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a riptide. However, Johnny believes that he found the lost city of Atlantis.

Johnny and Bunny spend a day at a dude ranch where Johnny attempts to train a horse named Diablo to win a woman’s heart.

A jaywalking incident lands Johnny in “Musical Comedy Traffic School”. Unfortunately, Johnny cannot sing a note, and he seeks the help of a kindly old lady in figuring out how to make the grade and impress the Token Spunky Girl.

Johnny trades the family cow for some magical hair tonic.

Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

When the school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master.

Johnny becomes a detective and takes the case of Suzy’s missing doll.

A moose pretends that she and Johnny are married elephants because she is on the run from people she thinks are a mob out to take over the world.

Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty woman who is very cranky and spends her time running away from him.

Johnny accidentally joins the French Foreign Legion and soon finds himself on a game show in Ancient Egypt, where he must find a way through the desert with the help of a reluctant camel named Lawrence.