Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.
Chicken wakes up one morning to find that he is molting. He soon uses this to his advantage when he learns that he can get paid for all the feathers he loses.
Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.
Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (the Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents’ footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat.
Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally). Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of homewrecker Mr. Slacksoff (the Red Guy).
Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by the Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.
Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.
Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.
The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it “unless he was the last man on Earth”. He attempts to lure the entire world’s population (excluding Cow) into a free […]
Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old-timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.
Cow and Chicken’s anarchic cousin, Sow, comes over for a visit. When she comes over to school, Cow ends up taking the blame for Sow’s misguided actions.
Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. When Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.
Cow and Chicken are sent to join the Great Pantzini (the Red Guy’s) circus. He originally has Cow as a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater, but then settles to have them in as clowns.