Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken’s name.

Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then to sensitivity training (both run by the Red Guy).

Chicken receives a credit card (which only has 25 cents worth of credit) inside his cereal. He and Cow are both stalked by the Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum.

Cow still has a security blanket (which happens to be Supercow’s cape), but Chicken objects to her still carrying around such an item at her age, which leads to it being thrown out on the way to school. While Cow is depressed, the principal (the Red Guy) decides to torment Flem and Earl.

Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).

The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it “unless he was the last man on Earth”. He attempts to lure the entire world’s population (excluding Cow) into a free […]

Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. Knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him.

Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. When he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees do not come, so he decides to liven things up for himself.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.

The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem’s father. After Cow shows up, Flem’s dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.