Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.

A jaywalking incident lands Johnny in “Musical Comedy Traffic School”. Unfortunately, Johnny cannot sing a note, and he seeks the help of a kindly old lady in figuring out how to make the grade and impress the Token Spunky Girl.

Johnny is kidnapped by two beautiful female aliens, who believe him to be the perfect human specimen.

Johnny follows a hot girl dressed as a princess to a renaissance carnival. He believes that he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He attempts to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge, only to ruin all of the events at the carnival by accident.

After Johnny is knocked out by a woman he was flirting with, a band of sci-fi geeks find a dazed Johnny and become convinced he is a time traveler from 1963.

Johnny is on the run when the police believe he stole a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies at their bakery sale.

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny’s TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

A moose pretends that she and Johnny are married elephants because she is on the run from people she thinks are a mob out to take over the world.

Johnny and Bunny go to Scotland, and Johnny buys himself some haggis, causing problems when the Loch Ness Monster attempts to claim the dish for her own.

When Johnny loses Bunny in a grocery store, he is given away to a foster family in Antarctica.

Johnny goes on a talk show hosted by a supermodel named Vendela.

Johnny believes a magician makes him invisible.

A mistake in the judicial system gets Johnny thrown into a women’s prison.

Johnny takes Suzy to her favorite children’s show and ends up as one of the stars.

Johnny is in Ireland and reads about the Blarney Stone, which he mistakes for a leprechaun named Barney Stone, who can grant wishes. Johnny tries to track Barney down, and after much coaxing, Barney finally grants Johnny his wish.

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

Johnny meets Enormous Ferguson, the famous basketball player. Johnny wants to help Ferguson and the Pogatuck Ferrets take on the Townsville Titans.

Suzy’s “Funky Monkey” song is a hit with the neighbors. Pops decides to make Suzy, Carl, and Bunny stars, but Johnny wants to be the lead singer. Pops cuts his microphone chord to make things safe.

Johnny eats too quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist, he can come back for her hands-on treatment. To keep his hiccups going, Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

When Johnny wants a little girl’s older sister to fall for him, he must go into the discount toy-aisle to buy some toys for them.

Johnny Bravo becomes the target of Don Knotts, “Weird Al” Yankovic and the Blue Falcon for their reality show, Cartoon Makeover. The trio attempts to completely revamp him to make him a huge hit for the new youth generation, but their tactics only make things worse for Johnny.

Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne-induced hallucination and tells him she would have a date with him if he is nice.

Johnny hits on a beautiful woman named Jane, who turns out to be a secret agent. When Johnny compromises security at Jane’s headquarters, her boss makes them work together to defeat the evil Dr. Pencilneck and thwart his nefarious–yet incredibly politically correct–scheme.

Johnny trades the family cow for some magical hair tonic.

When it is announced that Johnny’s favorite beef jerky store will be going out of business, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, Johnny tries to find a way to make money to buy his mama a gift. While Suzy becomes ridiculously wealthy with her simple lemonade stand, Johnny goes through all manner of jobs in an effort to raise the cash he needs.

Johnny joins an Amish community, and everybody thinks that Johnny is a relative from very far.

On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman, who struggled to find a home for himself.

When Johnny saves Luke Perry’s life, Luke reluctantly agrees to coach Johnny on one date, using a microscopic headphone placed in Johnny’s ear.

All the wool in the city (including Johnny’s blanky) is being stolen by an evil, wool-loving thief named Dr. Filaniest and his kind pet kitten, Pooky the Cat. Johnny plays the role of hero, as he tracks down and defeats Dr. Filaniest.

In what seems to be a dream come true for Johnny, he falls off a ship and finds himself on an island surrounded by beautiful Amazon women.