Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress girls. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks.

Johnny goes home from the grocery store with a look-alike of his mother.

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

Johnny and Bunny go to Scotland, and Johnny buys himself some haggis, causing problems when the Loch Ness Monster attempts to claim the dish for her own.

Johnny tells Suzy a story about his first crush, and how he went from skinny to muscular.

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, Johnny tries to find a way to make money to buy his mama a gift. While Suzy becomes ridiculously wealthy with her simple lemonade stand, Johnny goes through all manner of jobs in an effort to raise the cash he needs.

Master Hamma claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival’s. Hamma’s rival takes him up on the challenge, and to protect the honor of the dojo, Johnny must utilize all he has learned to defeat the rival’s student.

Johnny and Bunny go to Canada, and Johnny attempts to get a mountie girl. He ends up catching a criminal called Will Joon Gi by accident.

Johnny is sucked into an alien game show by an alien civilization. He wins the first two rounds and competes in a game called “Suck My Brain Out”.

Johnny orders an ab machine, but instead of getting a six pack, his muscles form the shape of Mount Rushmore, making him a tourist attraction. Then, he gets a big fat belly.

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to travel to Alaska and catch a rare fish, the “sassy-mouth salmon”.

After accidentally sending a picture of Suzy with his career test, Johnny is selected as a ballerina in a studio.

Johnny eats too quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist, he can come back for her hands-on treatment. To keep his hiccups going, Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she would think differently of Johnny if he would help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.

Johnny and Carl get arrested and try to escape from jail.

With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.

Johnny is in Ireland and reads about the Blarney Stone, which he mistakes for a leprechaun named Barney Stone, who can grant wishes. Johnny tries to track Barney down, and after much coaxing, Barney finally grants Johnny his wish.

Johnny meets his hero, Squint Ringo, and performs the stuntman for his show.

Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping thieves, Johnny picks up chicks and plays video games. Bunny comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by a thief.

Johnny follows a hot girl dressed as a princess to a renaissance carnival. He believes that he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He attempts to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge, only to ruin all of the events at the carnival by accident.

Johnny takes Suzy to the circus, only to find that an evil ringmaster named Vivian Vixen has Jungle Boy under a mind control device.

When Bunny has to go away to Vegas for a Bingo tournament, leaving Johnny by himself for a few days, she gets a mail-order robot mother to replace her.

Johnny is mistaken for a karate expert, and agrees to help a “South of the border” town defeat an evil Mexican thief.

When Johnny mistakes Santa Claus for a burglar and knocks out jolly old Saint Nick (Tom Bosley), he must don the red cap to save Christmas.

Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty woman who is very cranky and spends her time running away from him.

An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace. After Johnny takes the alien to Pops, a mob starts chasing them.

Johnny forgets to send a letter to Santa Claus and must reach the North Pole before Christmas. When the post office tells him there is no way to get the letters to the North Pole, Johnny journeys to the North Pole himself. Unsure of where Santa lives, he agrees to take little Suzy along with […]

A mistake in the judicial system gets Johnny thrown into a women’s prison.

Little Suzy plays a Buttercup Scout who is determined to get Johnny to buy some of her delicious cookies. Johnny, not wanting to break his strict diet, travels all across town to escape Suzy, who foils his every attempt to get away.

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, which is also Johnny’s birthday, Johnny invites everyone as he goes out in search of the perfect date. However, it seems that his mother had already arranged a date for him. Refusing to go with a girl his mother decided for him, he goes out on his own. Despite all […]

After being the butt of everyone’s April Fool’s jokes (including Suzy’s class), Johnny thinks of a way to get revenge on their teacher, but when he does, it is not April Fool’s anymore, and the teacher beats him up.