Flying high above the jungle on a plane, Johnny makes a stewardess angry by his constant flirting with her. As a result, the stewardess boots Johnny off the airplane mid-flight. When Johnny comes down, he soon meets Jungle Boy.

While applying for dodgeball camp, Johnny accidentally signs up for the army and has to deal with the roughest drill instructor ever, Sergeant Trixie.

When the school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master.

Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.

Bunny and Suzy enter a baking contest, but after Bunny accidentally injures herself playing football, Johnny has to take her place. Unfortunately, Johnny loses the recipe by accident.

Johnny visits the South Seas, where a giant female gorilla falls in love with him.

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny’s TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

A beautiful vampire named Lois (Alison LaPlaca) decides to use Johnny to make Woody, her current boyfriend, jealous.

After traveling to an island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, half-hamster. Enraged by this, Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

Johnny eats too quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist, he can come back for her hands-on treatment. To keep his hiccups going, Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she would think differently of Johnny if he would help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.

Bunny has Johnny deliver the cable TV bill, but he accidentally goes to a mad scientist’s laboratory, where he is cloned. Johnny must prove to everyone else that he is the real Johnny.

—Knowing that it will sell millions, Johnny attempts to get the first issue of “Man Bean, the Bean That Walks Like a Man”. The comic is guarded by a ghost, and Johnny and Carl attempt to take it on—Ghostbusters style.

Johnny orders a seemingly complex work-out device over the phone, which turns out to be a rusty, worn-out shovel.

When Johnny takes Bunny’s hot rod, Carl convinces him to enter an auto race, where Carl controls it by a joystick. When the joystick short-circuits, Johnny is left to drive on his own.

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

When Johnny has reason to believe that his mother, Bunny Bravo, is out in the jungle lost, he goes on a quest to find her, only to awaken Chronos the Bear, a very large and hungry grizzly bear.

Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress girls. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks.

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to travel to Alaska and catch a rare fish, the “sassy-mouth salmon”.

Johnny forgets to send a letter to Santa Claus and must reach the North Pole before Christmas. When the post office tells him there is no way to get the letters to the North Pole, Johnny journeys to the North Pole himself. Unsure of where Santa lives, he agrees to take little Suzy along with […]

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it is driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

Mr. T pays Johnny a visit to teach him about self-defense.

A lonely Johnny decides to try internet dating, but unwittingly to be set up with a female antelope named Carol.

When Johnny takes a trip to the beach, he winds up at a party, where a hot girl named Franny uses him to make her rude and selfish boyfriend, Andy, jealous. An angry Andy challenges Johnny to the “King of the Beach” contest to determine which of them will get to win Franny’s heart. Along […]

Johnny orders an ab machine, but instead of getting a six pack, his muscles form the shape of Mount Rushmore, making him a tourist attraction. Then, he gets a big fat belly.

Johnny and Bunny book passage on a plane. When Johnny sees a clown on the wing of the plane, he tries to warn everyone of the danger. When no one believes him, Johnny takes matters into his own hands and removes one of the clowns by pushing him off the plane. His actions embarrasses everyone […]

Johnny is on a dating show and gets a blind date with the Black Widow.

Johnny takes Suzy to the toy store and suddenly becomes interested in the Biff Proton VR game and decides to play it. As Johnny progress through the game, his actions begin to have an effect on reality.

Johnny is a film director, writer, and a star of a new movie that he created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.

To make a special dinner for his mother, Johnny buys a lobster. Unfortunately, the lobster will not cooperate.