Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.

Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world’s problems lies in puppets.

The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.

Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver.

After the girls beat the boys in a game of “Girls Chase Boys”, Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her “cooties”.

As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they’re older. Since Cow’s essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket

The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. When he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees do not come, so he decides to liven things up for himself.

Chicken floats down stream in his new home-made submarine. Knowing of a nearby waterfall, Cow attempts to save him.

After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.

Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).

Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Black Sheep (who lives up to both sides of his name) has come over for a visit. This is a problem for Mom and Dad, who both run away for the duration of his visit.

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

Cow has become the most popular student in school thanks to her new glasses. Jealous of this, Chicken decides to get some as well, leading up to an attempt to destroy a new school dungeon (which was actually a new swimming pool).

Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (the Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.

Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an “orthodontic police officer” (the Red Guy). They soon learn that they’re not the only ones.

Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (the Red Guy).

Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory, but the entire city thinks that the comet is real.

The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.