In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully.

While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow’s visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Cow and Chicken are sent to join the Great Pantzini (the Red Guy’s) circus. He originally has Cow as a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater, but then settles to have them in as clowns.

Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).

A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.

Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an “orthodontic police officer” (the Red Guy). They soon learn that they’re not the only ones.

The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.

Cow has her big break when the Red Guy hires her as a supermodel. She soon learns that fame does not last long.

While trying out Dad’s lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.

Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.