I.M. Weasel

7:07

The Bad News Plastic Surgeons

Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) under their wing.

15:11

Who Is Super Cow?

Loading the player... The Red Guy tries to find out Supercow’s real identity.

6:51

Driver’s Sped

A poetic I.R. attempts to get a driving license, with Weasel being his instructor.

6:33

My Blue Hiney

A narrator tells the story about the travelling country-singing duo of Weasel and Baboon.

6:54

I Am Vampire

Weasel and I.R. are vampires looking for some fun. What’s more, they get on well with the villagers. Later on the Red Guy (who’s a vampire hunter) tries to put steaks through their hearts.

15:13

Time Machine

Cow and Chicken find a time machine, and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.

7:05

Cloud Nine

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

6:33

Weasel works at a hotel as the manager, whereas I.R. is his incompetent bellhop. However, Weasel needs to rely on I.R.’s help when an acclaimed cannibal actor (The Red Guy) wants to eat him for dinner.

6:34

I Bee Weasel

Weasel and I.R. are worker bees, and our red-butt baboon wants to do a honey dance like all the other bees, but it soon results in further problems.

6:54

Honey I Are Home

I.R. Baboon is jealous over his neighbor, Weasel, because he has a better life, job, and family (married to a beautiful Hispanic woman with half-weasel children) than him. However, when he’s invited over to Weasel’s house for a barbecue, I.R. tries to impress him with his own “family” (his pretend marriage to a pantsless woman, […]

7:05

Me an’ My Dog

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

7:08

Tongue Sandwich

A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.

14:34

Magic Chicken

Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. It soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow’s udder disappear, which ends up on the Red Guy.

6:33

I.R. in Wrong Cartoon

With help from the Red Guy, Cow manages to fish Weasel out of her TV and into her home, leaving it up to I.R. to find him.

14:38

Stay Awake

Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.

7:05

The Big Move

Cow and Chicken are moving home, and remember the great moments they’ve had at their old house.

6:34

Fred: Last of the Idiots

Weasel and Baboon are on an expedition to capture a wild, dim-witted savage named Fred. When they manage to capture him, Weasel, however, cannot understand his unusual language.

14:36

Squirt the Daisies

While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by the Red Guy to play on a virtual reality machine. Games include “Kick the Can”, “Duck, Duck, Goose”, and Cow’s favorite game, “Squirt the Daisies”. He learns that just because these look like preschool games does not mean that they do […]

14:35

Grizzly Beaver Safari

Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver.

6:34

I Am Crybaby

Weasel tries to help provide a good source for people with a severe crying syndrome.

7:25

Orthodontic Police

Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an “orthodontic police officer” (the Red Guy). They soon learn that they’re not the only ones.

6:34

Mission: Stupid

Weasel and Baboon are troops enlisted in the U.S Ground Force and must rescue a lone kitty stuck in a tree.

15:14

Part Time Job

Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. When Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.

14:36

Where Am I?

While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts.

7:25

Alive!

A game of “Catch” results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.

7:10

Buffalo Gals

Cow and Chicken’s house is invaded by a gang of female lesbian bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball.

7:05

The Day I Was Born

Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions.

6:53

Disease Fiesta

I.R. creates a disease which transforms people into amoebas, leaving it up to Weasel to clean this mess up.

14:35

Send in the Clowns

Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.

6:34

Dessert Island

Weasel and I.R. end up stranded on an island made entirely of confectioneries (i.e., chocolate, ice cream, cupcakes, etc.).

7:08

Lawnmower Chicken

Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).

6:34

A Troo Storee

Weasel’s theory on monkeys typing Shakespeare goes wrong when almost every monkey involved walks out on him. However, he sees hope in the form of I.R. Baboon, who writes a book entitled “A Troo Storee”, despite the fact that it lowers peoples’ I.Q. level.