Squidward gets ready to go out on a date and SpongeBob assists him with a “practice date.”

Mr. Krabs loses patrons because of Plankton, so he resorts to giving food away for free.

Squirrel Jokes: When SpongeBob starts telling derogatory jokes about squirrels, SpongeBob becomes an overnight stand up comedy sensation. At first, Sandy is a good sport about it, but soon people start treating her as if she really was stupid and smelly…

the Lost Mattress: SpongeBob hears that Mr. Krabs cannot get a good night sleep on his lumpy mattress, so, with the help of Patrick and Squidward, SpongeBob buys Mr. Krabs a brand new mattress and throws the old one away. Once Mr. Krabs learns of the switch, he falls into a “cash coma” – all […]

Patrick SmartPants: During a day of jelly fishing, Patrick gets conked on the head and loses consciousness. When he comes to, the starfish is suddenly speaking in complete sentences-and making sense! Patrick is now not only smart, he is brilliant. Unfortunately with his superior intellect, Patrick no longer finds joy in jelly fishing, blowing bubbles […]

Mr. Krabs notes the convenience of frozen food and, with the help of ad executive Don Grouper, starts a popular line of microwavable Frozen Krabby Patties. SpongeBob is dismayed when the Krusty Krab is turned into a museum and gift shop, and he is not allowed to make fresh Krabby Patties anymore. Meanwhile, Patrick becomes […]

Sing a Song of Patrick: SpongeBob helps Patrick get his song some air time at the local radio station. But the song Patrick wrote is so bad, an angry mob attacks him.

Squidward has a clarinet recital and finds himself unable to sleep. When he passes out in SpongeBob’s house, SpongeBob and Patrick are unable to wake him up. They go inside Squidward’s body and get him to the recital, managing to play the clarinet beautifully. Squidward wakes up and regains control of his body, failing the […]

SpongeBob Meets the Strangler: SpongeBob catches someone littering and turns him in to the police – but it’s the Tattletale Strangler! The Strangler escapes custody and disguises himself as SpongeBob’s bodyguard, all the while looking for a moment to strangle him. But SpongeBob leads a busy life, and the strangler grows weary. After finally revealing […]