Patrick gets a job as a security guard at the Bikini Bottom Museum of Everything and recruits SpongeBob as his assistant. Meanwhile, Squidward attempts to sneak in and hang his painting.

Mr. Krabs opens a Dinner Theater at the Krusty KrabSpongeBob takes his pals to Texas to see Sandy in a squirrel rodeo.

Plankton impersonates Gary to try and steal the formula.

Something Smells: SpongeBob eats some sea onion ice cream and his breath stinks. When people avoid him, Patrick offers “maybe it’s because you’re ugly.” Together, they devise various ways to hide SpongeBob’s hideous face. When Patrick eats some sea onion bon bons and people avoid him, too, he becomes convinced that he has caught “the […]

After SpongeBob is banned from the local zoo for going into the animal enclosures, he and Patrick make a zoo out of bubbles around their houses.

Shanghaied: An anchor gets lodged into Squidward’s window, so SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all climb the rope to see who is responsible. It’s The Flying Dutchman’s ship, and he enslaves them to work as crew members on deck for the rest of their lives! Squidward, however, is quickly thrown overboard because he’s so annoying. SpongeBob […]

Pat No Pay: When Patrick eats his weight in Krabby Patties without paying, Mr. Krabs puts him to work in the restaurant.