Mrs. Puff enters SpongeBob into the demolition derby, where his bad driving makes him a star.

Sing a Song of Patrick: SpongeBob helps Patrick get his song some air time at the local radio station. But the song Patrick wrote is so bad, an angry mob attacks him.

A TV commercial misleads SpongeBob and Patrick into thinking that their houses have been sold. They move into the Krusty Krab and make a house out of trash, but when they want to visit their old houses, Squidward tells them that the houses have already been bought. He acts as both a German family in […]

Squid’s Day Off: Mr. Krabs takes the day off from the Krusty Krab and puts Squidward in charge for the day. Squidward seizes the opportunity to take the day off as well and he leaves SpongeBob alone to man the store. However, at home, Squidward continues to imagine the calamities that might happen if SpongeBob […]

Loading the player... SpongeBob and Patrick use carrier clams to send messages to each other while they annoy Squidward in various comical methods, causing him to attempt to drive the clams away. When SpongeBob and Patrick see what is going on, they try to teach the clams to avoid Squidward.

Loading the player... Patrick confuses returning burglar antagonist Dorsal Dan for the Tooth Fairy, and he and SpongeBob are tricked into following him around as his goons, attempting to steal money and riches from the innocent. However, the duo’s naïveté ends up ruining Dan’s plan, often causing more misery and abuse for him than intended.

SpongeBob’s milkshake license has expired, so he enrolls in the militaristic Milkshake Academy to renew it.

“Born Again Krabs”: Mr. Krabs refuses to let SpongeBob throw away a moldy Krabby Patty that was festering under the grill. He tries to pawn it off on customers to save the fifty-two cents he would have lost if he threw the patty away. No-one will eat it. Finally, to demonstrate it’s still good, Mr. […]

New Digs: After arriving one minute late for work, SpongeBob decides to move into the Krusty Krab so that he will never be late to work again.

To Save a Squirrel: SpongeBob and Patrick stow away on one of Sandy’s extreme wilderness expeditions. But when they get accidentally left behind, they must band together in order to survive in the wild

Patrick finds a coupon for a free ice cream cone, and wants to redeem it for SpongeBob. When he arrives at the ice cream store, Patrick learns that the coupon is expired, and must negotiate with the Ice Cream King — who both looks and acts very similar to him — to get the ice […]

Squilliam Returns: Squidward’s arch nemesis, Squilliam, has returned to harass Squidward on his failed life since high school. Squidward lies and tells him that he actually owns a five star restaurant. Squilliam invites himself and a group of people to eat dinner there that night. After Squidward convinced Mr. Krabs to let him run the […]

Ditchin: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are having a book signing, but SpongeBob can’t go because he has boating school. After some convincing, Patrick finally gets SpongeBob to take a bathroom break from class-a really long one-so they can go to the signing, and SpongeBob can just go back to class when he’s done! But the day […]

Jellyfishing: When SpongeBob and Patrick find Squidward is recovering from a bicycling accident, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to take Squidward jellyfishing with them so that he can have his “best day ever.” Good intentions notwithstanding, SpongeBob and Patrick thrust poor Squidward into the far more hazardous rigors of their favorite pastime.

Boating Buddies: In an attempt to get away from SpongeBob, Squidward drives off in his boat as fast as he can. But he’s stopped in his tracks when he’s pulled over by a cop and is ordered to go to boating school. Now Squidward has to sit next to SpongeBob in class all day long […]

Gary and Spot go exploring at night, pursued by an animal control officer. When he captures them, they learn that he is very lonely. To help him feel better, Gary creates him a wife out of his slime, and he and Spot return to their owners.

During a Krusty Krab anniversary celebration, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs accidentally get locked in the freezer.

Plankton creates a sauce that lowers the intelligence of whoever eats it. The fumes are sucked into an air vent, absorbed by a cloud, and rain on Bikini Bottom, turning everyone as stupid as Patrick. Sandy and Karen are the only ones not affected, and must re-educate the town.

SpongeBob orders Gary a pet translation collar, allowing others to understand his speech. However, Squidward feels offended by Gary’s critique of his art, and swaps out Gary’s collar for his own microphone, allowing him to boss around SpongeBob under the guise of Gary.

Patrick uses Squidward’s ink in his lemonade. When SpongeBob and Patrick begin to sell out of “ink lemonade,” Patrick scares more ink out of Squidward.

Loading the player... Sandy shows SpongeBob her new invention, the Fish-U-Up Machine, and using that invention, replaces her squirrel DNA with a fish’s DNA, allowing her to breathe like a real sea creature and experience the ocean. After turning into a fish, Sandy decides to fully explore the underwater world with SpongeBob, including going back […]

Squidward sends SpongeBob and Patrick on an increasingly difficult scavenger hunt to distract them. When they manage to find every object Squidward requests, he makes them search for his nonexistent long-lost brother. SpongeBob and Patrick find Squidward’s mother, who reveals she only had Squidward; they ask her to adopt them and thus complete the scavenger […]

In the winter, Mr. Krabs starts selling hot soup at the Krusty Krab. A group of hippies are attracted by the heat and begin living in the soup. After multiple attempts to get the hippies out, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob down into the soup, and he becomes a hippie himself. Finally, Mr. Krabs gets the […]

Loading the player... Perch Perkins reports about an alien hoax, saying there is an extremely small chance that aliens are real, which SpongeBob and Patrick immediately believe, so they put on tinfoil hats and flashlights to try and find the aliens. Squidward shows up in an alien mask then removes it, convincing SpongeBob and Patrick […]

Gone: SpongeBob wakes up one morning to find that everyone in Bikini Bottom is gone – even Gary!

Loading the player... SpongeBob orders a package with circus sea fleas, but a mishap occurs, with the package being delivered to Squidward instead. After he throws the sea fleas away and brutally stomps on them, they get out of the package and torment Squidward as revenge.

Loading the player... When their “Avocondo Acres” house rots to the point of being inhospitable, SpongeBob’s parents, Harold and Margaret, come to stay at his pineapple while regrowing a new one. Despite SpongeBob acting “mature” and stuck-up in their presence, the two parents wreak havoc and are constantly thirsty for thrills.

Tea at the Treedome: When SpongeBob meets Sandy Cheeks for the first time, she invites him over to her glass enclosed home. SpongeBob finds the biodome is full of air, something he’s never …

Spy Buddies: Determined to uncover Plankton’s next devious plot, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob and Patrick to spy on him.

Big Pink Loser: Patrick feels like he hasn’t accomplished anything with his life and he decides to take SpongeBob on as his role model. At first, SpongeBob is flattered, but soon Patrick takes the idea too far and begins to take over SpongeBob’s life and identity. SpongeBob tries to snap Patrick out of his obsession […]

Pineapple Fever: Squidward gets stuck in SpongeBob’s pineapple during a torrential storm. Unable to go home in the bad weather, Squidward is forced to tolerate SpongeBob and Patrick’s silly antics until the storm lets up or he loses his mind-whichever comes first!

Shuffleboarding: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are booked to attend a shuffleboarding tournament, but they can’t go because they’re laid up in the hospital. So their #1 fans, SpongeBob and Patrick, offer to dress up as the superhero duo and attend in their place. But instead of just attending the shuffleboarding tournament, SpongeBob and Patrick decide that […]