Johnny unwittingly follows the instructions of a satanic notebook in an attempt to get buff, thus summoning a devil named Derek that enlists him to join on an evil rampage. When Johnny’s attempts to help him end up becoming good things, he possesses Johnny to use his body to wreak havoc on the entire world.

When the school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master.

Little Suzy plays a Buttercup Scout who is determined to get Johnny to buy some of her delicious cookies. Johnny, not wanting to break his strict diet, travels all across town to escape Suzy, who foils his every attempt to get away.

Johnny goes to the hospital to visit Suzy, only to find a beautiful nurse tending to her. Unfortunately, another employee continues to get in his way.

Johnny is brought before a courtroom to explain his actions from the previous day. A flashback begins, and Johnny explains that after seeing his blinking alarm clock that morning, he firmly believed that time had frozen and left him the only person able to move. A series of incredibly odd coincidences repeatedly affirms Johnny’s claim, […]

Johnny and Carl both run for Litter Commissioner to pick up girls.

When Johnny loses Bunny in a grocery store, he is given away to a foster family in Antarctica.

Johnny hits on a beautiful woman named Jane, who turns out to be a secret agent. When Johnny compromises security at Jane’s headquarters, her boss makes them work together to defeat the evil Dr. Pencilneck and thwart his nefarious–yet incredibly politically correct–scheme.

All the wool in the city (including Johnny’s blanky) is being stolen by an evil, wool-loving thief named Dr. Filaniest and his kind pet kitten, Pooky the Cat. Johnny plays the role of hero, as he tracks down and defeats Dr. Filaniest.

Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne-induced hallucination and tells him she would have a date with him if he is nice.

In what seems to be a dream come true for Johnny, he falls off a ship and finds himself on an island surrounded by beautiful Amazon women.

Johnny freaks out when he awakens with a gray hair.

Suzy has a new doll named Talky Tabitha, and invites Johnny over for a tea party to play with her–but Tabitha starts talking independently, and says she doesn’t like Johnny. Johnny squares off against the doll, who repeatedly thwarts his efforts to destroy her.

Johnny decides to be nice to Carl, thinking that he is going to die, but Carl takes advantage of him.

Johnny meets his hero, Squint Ringo, and performs the stuntman for his show.

Johnny takes Suzy to an art museum, and Johnny becomes an artist after he makes a butt print on the wall. The fame then starts to go to his head.

When Johnny mistakes Santa Claus for a burglar and knocks out jolly old Saint Nick (Tom Bosley), he must don the red cap to save Christmas.

Suzy’s “Funky Monkey” song is a hit with the neighbors. Pops decides to make Suzy, Carl, and Bunny stars, but Johnny wants to be the lead singer. Pops cuts his microphone chord to make things safe.

Johnny buys a drink designed to make chimps smart. This makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.

Johnny and Bunny go to Scotland, and Johnny buys himself some haggis, causing problems when the Loch Ness Monster attempts to claim the dish for her own.

Johnny fears the new hunk in town.