Johnny poses as a girl who is “large for her age” to help out Suzy’s softball team.

Thinking he will meet Santa Claus, Johnny goes to a courthouse and ends up on the jury. The female defendant, accused of “triple parking in a no loading zone”, is guilty in everyone’s eyes except Johnny’s.

Johnny mistakenly boards the Blue Goose 9000, a supersonic train prototype, instead of a commuter train heading to visit his aunt.

Johnny’s childhood nemesis, Stinky Brownstein, moves back to town. She is now very beautiful and actually interested in him, but he is unable to see past the memories of all the practical jokes she played on him when they were children.

Johnny is sucked into an alien game show by an alien civilization. He wins the first two rounds and competes in a game called “Suck My Brain Out”.

Johnny pays a visit to Pamplona to watch the running of the bulls, but he ends up in a bullfight of his own.

Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a riptide. However, Johnny believes that he found the lost city of Atlantis.

Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping thieves, Johnny picks up chicks and plays video games. Bunny comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by a thief.

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

Johnny tells Suzy a story about his first crush, and how he went from skinny to muscular.

—Knowing that it will sell millions, Johnny attempts to get the first issue of “Man Bean, the Bean That Walks Like a Man”. The comic is guarded by a ghost, and Johnny and Carl attempt to take it on—Ghostbusters style.

Carl shoves Johnny through a time portal prop he bought from a TV show. The portal works, and Johnny is sent back to Ancient Rome, where he meets Julius Caesar, foils Brutus, and eventually ends up in the Coliseum. The timely eruption of Mt. Vesuvius sends Johnny back home.

Johnny goes home from the grocery store with a look-alike of his mother.

Johnny buys a drink designed to make chimps smart. This makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.

Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet hot chicks. The manager sees how many toxins are in Johnny’s system and decides that she will take him as her project that will “put her spa on the map”.

Johnny tries to enter a contest to win an “El Toro Guapo” pick-up truck, and he must outlast a host of competitors in holding on to a rather talkative bull.

Johnny unwittingly follows the instructions of a satanic notebook in an attempt to get buff, thus summoning a devil named Derek that enlists him to join on an evil rampage. When Johnny’s attempts to help him end up becoming good things, he possesses Johnny to use his body to wreak havoc on the entire world.

Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress girls. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks.

A dimwitted man named Johnny Bravo plays the role of a superhero as a 900-pound gorilla escapes from the zoo.

Johnny fears the new hunk in town.