Johnny tries to end the feud between Bunny and Mona Herschbum, the new next door neighbor, so he can go on a date with Mona’s beautiful tuba-playing daughter, Juliet “Julie” Herschbum.

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years into the future.

Flying high above the jungle on a plane, Johnny makes a stewardess angry by his constant flirting with her. As a result, the stewardess boots Johnny off the airplane mid-flight. When Johnny comes down, he soon meets Jungle Boy.

Johnny talks to a beautiful woman eating at Pops’ restaurant, and she tells Johnny that he is no gentleman. Pops attempts to take Johnny and turn him into a gentleman, worthy of high society, within seven days.

After being the butt of everyone’s April Fool’s jokes (including Suzy’s class), Johnny thinks of a way to get revenge on their teacher, but when he does, it is not April Fool’s anymore, and the teacher beats him up.

Carl shoves Johnny through a time portal prop he bought from a TV show. The portal works, and Johnny is sent back to Ancient Rome, where he meets Julius Caesar, foils Brutus, and eventually ends up in the Coliseum. The timely eruption of Mt. Vesuvius sends Johnny back home.

‘Johnny falls asleep in a mummy casket and is awoken when a cat burglar attempts to steal the world’s largest piece of cubic zirconium. After Johnny accidentally eats it, he is kidnapped and taken back to her place (to his excitement), where Bunny saves Johnny.

One of Johnny’s worst nightmares becomes reality when he runs out of “Mr. Kevin’s Triple-Strength Hair Cement”, his hair gel.

When Johnny loses Bunny in a grocery store, he is given away to a foster family in Antarctica.

Johnny answers an ad to babysit for a boy named Timmy, who has god-like superpowers. Johnny’s sheer idiocy puts him at odds with the omnipotent Timmy, who repeatedly transports him to a cornfield just outside the house.

Johnny locks himself in the biosphere with a pretty lady scientist, Carl, and others, where he destroys all of their resources.

Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet hot chicks. The manager sees how many toxins are in Johnny’s system and decides that she will take him as her project that will “put her spa on the map”.

Johnny freaks out when he awakens with a gray hair.

Johnny, hoping to gain more muscle, buys a protein shake called “Uber Mass” from a shady scientist at the gym. He ignores the instructions in favor of drinking it all at once, and bloats up to a massively obese size. After drinking even more Uber Mass, Johnny grows to Godzilla-like proportions and decides to seek […]

After traveling to an island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, half-hamster. Enraged by this, Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

A jaywalking incident lands Johnny in “Musical Comedy Traffic School”. Unfortunately, Johnny cannot sing a note, and he seeks the help of a kindly old lady in figuring out how to make the grade and impress the Token Spunky Girl.

When Johnny mistakes Santa Claus for a burglar and knocks out jolly old Saint Nick (Tom Bosley), he must don the red cap to save Christmas.

Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.

When it is announced that Johnny’s favorite beef jerky store will be going out of business, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne-induced hallucination and tells him she would have a date with him if he is nice.

To impress a beautiful newspaper editor, Johnny attempts to follow a story that proves cats are actually aliens from outer space.