Johnny eats too quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist, he can come back for her hands-on treatment. To keep his hiccups going, Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.
When Johnny has reason to believe that his mother, Bunny Bravo, is out in the jungle lost, he goes on a quest to find her, only to awaken Chronos the Bear, a very large and hungry grizzly bear.
Johnny is brought before a courtroom to explain his actions from the previous day. A flashback begins, and Johnny explains that after seeing his blinking alarm clock that morning, he firmly believed that time had frozen and left him the only person able to move. A series of incredibly odd coincidences repeatedly affirms Johnny’s claim, […]
Johnny and Bunny book passage on a plane. When Johnny sees a clown on the wing of the plane, he tries to warn everyone of the danger. When no one believes him, Johnny takes matters into his own hands and removes one of the clowns by pushing him off the plane. His actions embarrasses everyone […]
Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a riptide. However, Johnny believes that he found the lost city of Atlantis.
Johnny accidentally joins the French Foreign Legion and soon finds himself on a game show in Ancient Egypt, where he must find a way through the desert with the help of a reluctant camel named Lawrence.
After winning a cruise on a boat, Johnny accidentally gets on the wrong boat. Here, Johnny meets Captain Spleen, who expects Johnny to catch a legendary bad-mouth merman named Moby Jerk.
Johnny follows a hot girl dressed as a princess to a renaissance carnival. He believes that he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He attempts to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge, only to ruin all of the events at the carnival by accident.
Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches. Johnny thinks that the dinosaur is a hamster, and he must keep his new pet (named Mr. Wuggles) from wreaking havoc in Aron City.
Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.
Johnny watches Adam West solve children’s problems on TV while waiting for Bunny to return home from her trip to the market. When she is a minute late, Johnny immediately assumes that something has gone wrong, and seeks out West’s help to find her. The TV hero proves to be truly bizarre and illogical, and […]
Johnny hits on a beautiful woman named Jane, who turns out to be a secret agent. When Johnny compromises security at Jane’s headquarters, her boss makes them work together to defeat the evil Dr. Pencilneck and thwart his nefarious–yet incredibly politically correct–scheme.
Johnny wins a free trip to Jerky Town and takes Pops with him. Johnny is going to be named successor of Jerky Town until Pops finds out the secret ingredient in the jerky. Pops reveals it, and Jerky gets Johnny and Pops thrown out.
Bunny fears that Johnny has grown out of control without supervision, and decides to hire him a nanny. She settles on Donny Osmond, whose overly cheerful attitude and childish ideas of fun drive Johnny crazy.
Johnny’s childhood nemesis, Stinky Brownstein, moves back to town. She is now very beautiful and actually interested in him, but he is unable to see past the memories of all the practical jokes she played on him when they were children.
Mama Bravo goes out of town on vacation, and Johnny convinces her to let him stay home alone for the week. Things do not go as well as Johnny would have hoped, as one disaster after another strikes his home, culminating in a band of fairy tale creatures storming into his house and throwing a […]
Johnny has retired from professional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challenged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her, he quickly agrees to a match.
Suzy convinces Johnny to walk for charity. After accidentally walking around the world, they must stop him or else with their donations they will need to pay billions of dollars.
