Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old-timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by the Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.

The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.

Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers!

While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts.

Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.

After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then to sensitivity training (both run by the Red Guy).

Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this.

Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Black Sheep (who lives up to both sides of his name) has come over for a visit. This is a problem for Mom and Dad, who both run away for the duration of his visit.

Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called “You Ben Panced?” hosted by Benjamin Panced (the Red Guy). The challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel.