Teacher, Flem, and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).

Chicken, Flem and Earl are on their first day of junior high school, where in P.E, they play dodgeball. While they are in the showers, their clothes are stolen.

Cow tries to persuade Chicken to eat her newly-baked pie.

Cow still has a security blanket (which happens to be Supercow’s cape), but Chicken objects to her still carrying around such an item at her age, which leads to it being thrown out on the way to school. While Cow is depressed, the principal (the Red Guy) decides to torment Flem and Earl.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by the Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem’s father. After Cow shows up, Flem’s dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.

While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by the Red Guy to play on a virtual reality machine. Games include “Kick the Can”, “Duck, Duck, Goose”, and Cow’s favorite game, “Squirt the Daisies”. He learns that just because these look like preschool games does not mean that they do […]

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.

Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.

The family have a new pet in the form of a wild jackal named Ed.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then to sensitivity training (both run by the Red Guy).

Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.