Bunny fears that Johnny has grown out of control without supervision, and decides to hire him a nanny. She settles on Donny Osmond, whose overly cheerful attitude and childish ideas of fun drive Johnny crazy.

Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.

Johnny takes Suzy to the toy store and suddenly becomes interested in the Biff Proton VR game and decides to play it. As Johnny progress through the game, his actions begin to have an effect on reality.

Johnny joins an Amish community, and everybody thinks that Johnny is a relative from very far.

A beautiful vampire named Lois (Alison LaPlaca) decides to use Johnny to make Woody, her current boyfriend, jealous.

Johnny tries to get a date with a female hip-hop fan by claiming he knows “The Round Pound,” her favorite group. As it happens, the rappers of the Round Pound need help replacing some equipment, and when Johnny provides it, they agree to teach him how to become a hip-hop star.

Johnny goes to a prep school, and three students named Nigel, Eurhart, and Piggy attempt to get him in trouble.

Suzy’s “Funky Monkey” song is a hit with the neighbors. Pops decides to make Suzy, Carl, and Bunny stars, but Johnny wants to be the lead singer. Pops cuts his microphone chord to make things safe.

Johnny becomes a lumberjack.

Johnny eats too quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist, he can come back for her hands-on treatment. To keep his hiccups going, Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

When it is announced that Johnny’s favorite beef jerky store will be going out of business, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams, due to the fact it really is a dream, causing things to go awry when he keeps dreaming things to go wrong

With Mother’s Day just around the corner, Johnny tries to find a way to make money to buy his mama a gift. While Suzy becomes ridiculously wealthy with her simple lemonade stand, Johnny goes through all manner of jobs in an effort to raise the cash he needs.

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny’s TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

Johnny has retired from professional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challenged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her, he quickly agrees to a match.

Johnny is on a dating show and gets a blind date with the Black Widow.

Johnny is trying to get Squid Ringo’s tungsten knuckles, but they do not have any more of Krelmann’s Prune Spread. Johnny thinks that Suzy is taking some to her grandmother in the woods.

Johnny fears the new hunk in town.

Bunny gets a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya, but Johnny thinks that he is only dating her for her money.

Johnny poses as the Tooth Fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy that she was not real. To prove that Johnny truly is the Tooth Fairy, Suzy forces him to grant her three wishes.

When Johnny loses Bunny in a grocery store, he is given away to a foster family in Antarctica.

Johnny talks to a beautiful woman eating at Pops’ restaurant, and she tells Johnny that he is no gentleman. Pops attempts to take Johnny and turn him into a gentleman, worthy of high society, within seven days.

Little Suzy plays a Buttercup Scout who is determined to get Johnny to buy some of her delicious cookies. Johnny, not wanting to break his strict diet, travels all across town to escape Suzy, who foils his every attempt to get away.

An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace. After Johnny takes the alien to Pops, a mob starts chasing them.

Suzy has a new doll named Talky Tabitha, and invites Johnny over for a tea party to play with her–but Tabitha starts talking independently, and says she doesn’t like Johnny. Johnny squares off against the doll, who repeatedly thwarts his efforts to destroy her.

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

When Johnny saves Luke Perry’s life, Luke reluctantly agrees to coach Johnny on one date, using a microscopic headphone placed in Johnny’s ear.

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to travel to Alaska and catch a rare fish, the “sassy-mouth salmon”.

In what seems to be a dream come true for Johnny, he falls off a ship and finds himself on an island surrounded by beautiful Amazon women.

Johnny meets his hero, Squint Ringo, and performs the stuntman for his show.

A moose pretends that she and Johnny are married elephants because she is on the run from people she thinks are a mob out to take over the world.

Johnny hits on a beautiful woman named Jane, who turns out to be a secret agent. When Johnny compromises security at Jane’s headquarters, her boss makes them work together to defeat the evil Dr. Pencilneck and thwart his nefarious–yet incredibly politically correct–scheme.