Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family.

Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully.

Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.

Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. It soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow’s udder disappear, which ends up on the Red Guy.

Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) under their wing.

Sick and tired of the ketchup-based meals being served at school by Mrs. Barederriere (the Red Guy), Cow and Chicken follow in their grandparents’ footsteps and make a food stall that serves meat.

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. When he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees do not come, so he decides to liven things up for himself.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem’s father. After Cow shows up, Flem’s dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.

Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world’s problems lies in puppets.

As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they’re older. Since Cow’s essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket

The family have a new pet in the form of a wild jackal named Ed.

A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.

While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts.

Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).