Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (the Red Guy).

While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by the Red Guy to play on a virtual reality machine. Games include “Kick the Can”, “Duck, Duck, Goose”, and Cow’s favorite game, “Squirt the Daisies”. He learns that just because these look like preschool games does not mean that they do […]

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

Cow attempts to learn about the day she was born, despite mixed views and opinions.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it “unless he was the last man on Earth”. He attempts to lure the entire world’s population (excluding Cow) into a free […]

After the girls beat the boys in a game of “Girls Chase Boys”, Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her “cooties”.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem’s father. After Cow shows up, Flem’s dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.

Cow and Chicken are sent to join the Great Pantzini (the Red Guy’s) circus. He originally has Cow as a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater, but then settles to have them in as clowns.

The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. When he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees do not come, so he decides to liven things up for himself.

While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow’s stomachs.

It’s “Bring Your Kid to Work” Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office, but a Canadian Mountie (the Red Guy) constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building.

Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.

Cow still has a security blanket (which happens to be Supercow’s cape), but Chicken objects to her still carrying around such an item at her age, which leads to it being thrown out on the way to school. While Cow is depressed, the principal (the Red Guy) decides to torment Flem and Earl.

Cow and Chicken’s house is invaded by a gang of female lesbian bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball.

Following advice from Dead Ghost (the Red Guy spoofing Space Ghost), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults resembling their parents.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.

Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this.

A night in the tree house turns into a nightmare for Chicken, Flem, and Earl when they break Cow’s dream catcher.

Teacher, Flem, and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.

Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom, and Dad.

Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken.

Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers!

The school revamps their newspaper into a television news show with the help of Geraldo Rearviewa (the Red Guy), who uses Chicken to generate scandalous stories.

As part of a school assignment, Cow and Chicken write essays on what jobs they want when they’re older. Since Cow’s essay won, she gets to live her dream as an astronaut, whereas the runner-up, Chicken, works at a supermarket

Cow is with her family at the fair, where she takes her new doll, Piles the Beaver with her. When she loses Piles, Cow must chase after and recover him.

In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).

Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter.

After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.

A butler named Hiney (the Red Guy) comes over to serve Cow and Chicken, even in school time.