Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal.

Cow writes a play entitled “The Ugliest Weenie”, which Chicken finds to be stupid, but the drama teacher, Mr. Fleur, finds it compelling and turns it into a play. Chicken’s role in the play leads to love with a French student, and a feud with best friend, Flem. “The Ugliest Weenie” is acted out in […]

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

While getting money to play on the arcade machines, Chicken is brought in by the Red Guy to play on a virtual reality machine. Games include “Kick the Can”, “Duck, Duck, Goose”, and Cow’s favorite game, “Squirt the Daisies”. He learns that just because these look like preschool games does not mean that they do […]

Grandmama takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old-timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with best buddies, Flem and Earl.

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow’s stomachs.

Cow’s favorite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find “Maiden Hong Kong”.

Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.

Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. It soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow’s udder disappear, which ends up on the Red Guy.

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced’s (the Red Guy’s) new movie, “Pretty Little Girl”.

Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called “You Ben Panced?” hosted by Benjamin Panced (the Red Guy). The challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel.

While on a field trip to a local prison (where the Red Guy is the Warden), Chicken ends up switching places with one of the convicts.

Cow believes that she has some form of herding instinct, which leads her to following a postman, ducks, fish and even soldiers!

Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).

Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (the Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.

After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy.

Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.

A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which the Red Guy purchased.

The Red Guy attempts to enter Cow into a beauty pageant.

A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail.

After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken’s name.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are camping with Flem’s father. After Cow shows up, Flem’s dad sings a story about a legend named Sailcat.

The family heads over to Oregon to find a tribe of head-hunters. Eventually, Chicken soon becomes the “hunted”, especially when the Red Guy is their leader.

Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (the Red Guy) under their wing.

After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, in which she, somehow, gets away with.

Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale.

Chicken receives a credit card (which only has 25 cents worth of credit) inside his cereal. He and Cow are both stalked by the Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum.

A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school and develops a friendship with Cow.

Cow and Chicken find a time machine, and decide to travel in time. Things go wrong when the Red Guy shows up in an attempt to change the course of history for the worse.