Johnny takes up French class with Mama for their upcoming trip to Paris, France, but Johnny is a slow learner.

Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty woman who is very cranky and spends her time running away from him.

Johnny has to go to the dentist because of a toothache, but he tries to escape.

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

When Johnny takes a trip to the beach, he winds up at a party, where a hot girl named Franny uses him to make her rude and selfish boyfriend, Andy, jealous. An angry Andy challenges Johnny to the “King of the Beach” contest to determine which of them will get to win Franny’s heart. Along […]

While guarding Carl’s science project, Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly.

Johnny has retired from professional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challenged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her, he quickly agrees to a match.

Johnny feels that his mother doesn’t love him after she is disappointed due to his carelessness blowing up the microwave, so he leaves home and joins a freak show.

After traveling to an island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, half-hamster. Enraged by this, Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

Johnny forgets to send a letter to Santa Claus and must reach the North Pole before Christmas. When the post office tells him there is no way to get the letters to the North Pole, Johnny journeys to the North Pole himself. Unsure of where Santa lives, he agrees to take little Suzy along with […]

‘Johnny falls asleep in a mummy casket and is awoken when a cat burglar attempts to steal the world’s largest piece of cubic zirconium. After Johnny accidentally eats it, he is kidnapped and taken back to her place (to his excitement), where Bunny saves Johnny.

After being swept over a waterfall, Johnny and Carl come across hot native chicks.

A lonely Johnny decides to try internet dating, but unwittingly to be set up with a female antelope named Carol.

Inspired by the antics of a fellow macho-man at the mall, Johnny enlists the aid of a funny-looking friend to impress girls. After looking high and low for the perfect funny-looking friend, Johnny finds a pro who knows how to reel in the chicks.

Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a riptide. However, Johnny believes that he found the lost city of Atlantis.

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to travel to Alaska and catch a rare fish, the “sassy-mouth salmon”.

Johnny is sucked into an alien game show by an alien civilization. He wins the first two rounds and competes in a game called “Suck My Brain Out”.

Johnny’s childhood nemesis, Stinky Brownstein, moves back to town. She is now very beautiful and actually interested in him, but he is unable to see past the memories of all the practical jokes she played on him when they were children.

Johnny signs up to be a fireman to impress girls, but he cannot do anything right.

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years into the future.

Johnny poses as a girl who is “large for her age” to help out Suzy’s softball team.