SpongeBob and Patrick buy life insurance, and believe that it means they cannot get injured. A series of lucky coincidences convinces Squidward as well. When Mr. Krabs explains what life insurance really means, SpongeBob and Patrick try to tell Squidward as he attempts a dangerous obstacle course.

When SpongeBob eats a rotten Krabby Patty, he begins to hallucinate a giant, fluffy hamster named Cuddle E. Hugs. Nobody else can see Cuddle, so he is encouraged to serve the rotten patty to other customers, leading them to share his hallucination. However, Cuddle begins to devour everyone in the Krusty Krab. After he reveals […]

SpongeBob attempts to remove a barnacle from Pearl’s face.

Dumped: One day, Gary starts following Patrick around and SpongeBob can’t figure out why. Slowly he grows more and more jealous and becomes determined to win Gary back. Patrick thinks SpongeBob should just accept that Gary’s with him now and move on with his life. SpongeBob tries to replace …

Madam Hagfish puts a hex on the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob and Patrick search for a legendary drain on the ocean floor.

Patrick tries to act mature after he grows a beard.

Not Normal: When Squidward points out to SpongeBob that he’s not normal, SpongeBob makes it his mission to become normal. SpongeBob begins to lose all his spongey-ness, and it’s not long before he’s completely unrecognizable, even to his best friends. Could this be the end of SpongeBob SquarePants as we know him?

Loading the player... SpongeBob ends up breaking his spatula after leaving it on the grill and heating it up for too long, so he travels all the way to Mystical Misty Mountains to meet Guru Greasetrap and get his spatula re-forged.

SpongeBob’s milkshake license has expired, so he enrolls in the militaristic Milkshake Academy to renew it.

A new bank opens in Bikini Bottom, and Mr. Krabs gets a safe deposit box. He is trapped inside and finds his way into the bank’s vault. SpongeBob and Patrick try to break into the vault, while Mr. Krabs slowly goes insane and hallucinates from oxygen deprivation.

Following another failed driving test, Mrs. Puff realizes that SpongeBob is afraid of the driving course, and takes him to an empty desert road to practice. While repeating a surreal mantra, SpongeBob is able to succeed at first, until he mistakenly drives into a busy intersection.