When Johnny wants a little girl’s older sister to fall for him, he must go into the discount toy-aisle to buy some toys for them.

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to travel to Alaska and catch a rare fish, the “sassy-mouth salmon”.

After accidentally sending a picture of Suzy with his career test, Johnny is selected as a ballerina in a studio.

Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

When Johnny mistakes Santa Claus for a burglar and knocks out jolly old Saint Nick (Tom Bosley), he must don the red cap to save Christmas.

Johnny becomes a detective and takes the case of Suzy’s missing doll.

Johnny buys a drink designed to make chimps smart. This makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.

Johnny takes Suzy to her favorite children’s show and ends up as one of the stars.

Johnny meets Enormous Ferguson, the famous basketball player. Johnny wants to help Ferguson and the Pogatuck Ferrets take on the Townsville Titans.

Bunny fears that Johnny has grown out of control without supervision, and decides to hire him a nanny. She settles on Donny Osmond, whose overly cheerful attitude and childish ideas of fun drive Johnny crazy.

A lonely Johnny decides to try internet dating, but unwittingly to be set up with a female antelope named Carol.

When Johnny loses Bunny in a grocery store, he is given away to a foster family in Antarctica.

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp, with Carl as his counselor.

When the Bravos’ TV breaks on movie night, Mama suggests that she, Johnny, Little Suzy and Donny Osmond (who shows up later on) take turns telling stories to keep themselves entertained.

Johnny answers an ad to babysit for a boy named Timmy, who has god-like superpowers. Johnny’s sheer idiocy puts him at odds with the omnipotent Timmy, who repeatedly transports him to a cornfield just outside the house.

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

Johnny orders a seemingly complex work-out device over the phone, which turns out to be a rusty, worn-out shovel.

An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace. After Johnny takes the alien to Pops, a mob starts chasing them.

Johnny finds himself stuck looking after a baby boy and decides to teach the kid to be more like him in order to make the situation bearable. Much to his surprise, the ladies are quite smitten with what they believe to be a father-son duo, and Johnny plans on using the kid as a babe […]

To impress a beautiful newspaper editor, Johnny attempts to follow a story that proves cats are actually aliens from outer space.

While searching for Clam-League 9000 toys, Johnny works with an environmentalist named Debbie to save fishes.