Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet hot chicks. The manager sees how many toxins are in Johnny’s system and decides that she will take him as her project that will “put her spa on the map”.

After getting hit by a kid with a crush on Suzy, Johnny recruits the best that he can to overcome their evil forces.

Johnny has to make it to his blind date in time, but when he fails the first time, he grabs the remote and restarts the cartoon.

Johnny talks to a beautiful woman eating at Pops’ restaurant, and she tells Johnny that he is no gentleman. Pops attempts to take Johnny and turn him into a gentleman, worthy of high society, within seven days.

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years into the future.

Johnny is on the run when the police believe he stole a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies at their bakery sale.

Johnny watches Adam West solve children’s problems on TV while waiting for Bunny to return home from her trip to the market. When she is a minute late, Johnny immediately assumes that something has gone wrong, and seeks out West’s help to find her. The TV hero proves to be truly bizarre and illogical, and […]

Master Hamma claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival’s. Hamma’s rival takes him up on the challenge, and to protect the honor of the dojo, Johnny must utilize all he has learned to defeat the rival’s student.

Johnny is a film director, writer, and a star of a new movie that he created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny’s TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

Johnny joins an Amish community, and everybody thinks that Johnny is a relative from very far.

Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a riptide. However, Johnny believes that he found the lost city of Atlantis.

A lonely Johnny decides to try internet dating, but unwittingly to be set up with a female antelope named Carol.

With a little help from Carl and Pops, Johnny gets a job as a fashion model (so he can meet female models). Unfortunately, Johnny gets exposed to poison ivy, and gets fired in the process.

Johnny does not listen to Bunny’s advice, and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck, and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

Johnny eats too quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist, he can come back for her hands-on treatment. To keep his hiccups going, Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

A jaywalking incident lands Johnny in “Musical Comedy Traffic School”. Unfortunately, Johnny cannot sing a note, and he seeks the help of a kindly old lady in figuring out how to make the grade and impress the Token Spunky Girl.

A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.

Johnny takes Suzy to her favorite children’s show and ends up as one of the stars.

Johnny tries to get a date with a girl who is in love with a sensitive dancer. A man (Jack Sheldon) comes along and offers Johnny lessons on how to be the kind of sensitive guy that women want.

When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops’ hot chili, he uses Carl’s fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This makes Johnny revert to a baby until 4:00 PM, but Bunny likes the idea of Johnny being little again.

After being the butt of everyone’s April Fool’s jokes (including Suzy’s class), Johnny thinks of a way to get revenge on their teacher, but when he does, it is not April Fool’s anymore, and the teacher beats him up.

Johnny tries to get a date with a female hip-hop fan by claiming he knows “The Round Pound,” her favorite group. As it happens, the rappers of the Round Pound need help replacing some equipment, and when Johnny provides it, they agree to teach him how to become a hip-hop star.

Johnny is a poor second class peasant who falls in love with a rich first class girl named Shelia on board the lake-tour liner, the S S Muronic. The boat sinks when it hits a tin can, and Shelia breaks up with Johnny and throws the ring he gave her into the (shallow) water.

Johnny orders an ab machine, but instead of getting a six pack, his muscles form the shape of Mount Rushmore, making him a tourist attraction. Then, he gets a big fat belly.

Johnny has to go to the dentist because of a toothache, but he tries to escape.

Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams, due to the fact it really is a dream, causing things to go awry when he keeps dreaming things to go wrong

Johnny and Bunny book passage on a plane. When Johnny sees a clown on the wing of the plane, he tries to warn everyone of the danger. When no one believes him, Johnny takes matters into his own hands and removes one of the clowns by pushing him off the plane. His actions embarrasses everyone […]

—Knowing that it will sell millions, Johnny attempts to get the first issue of “Man Bean, the Bean That Walks Like a Man”. The comic is guarded by a ghost, and Johnny and Carl attempt to take it on—Ghostbusters style.

Little Suzy plays a Buttercup Scout who is determined to get Johnny to buy some of her delicious cookies. Johnny, not wanting to break his strict diet, travels all across town to escape Suzy, who foils his every attempt to get away.

In an effort to impress Suzy’s beautiful teacher, Johnny goes along with a gag that he is “Bravo-Man”, his superhero alter-ego. Johnny Uses his status to drop something suspicious in her glass of water.

Johnny and Carl both run for Litter Commissioner to pick up girls.