Mid-Life Crustacean: Mr. Krabs realizes that he is getting old. He’s not so hip anymore. He overhears Patrick and SpongeBob hyping up a big night out that they’re planning and figures that would be a good way to get hip again. He asks the guys if he can come along on their wild night on the town. They show Mr. Krabs a great(?) time…They hit the Laundromat, pick up trash under the highway, and stop at a kids’ amusement restaurant. Mr. Krabs realizes that younger or not – they are not any hipper than he is. He tries to leave, but Patrick convinces him to go on their last big event of the night – a panty raid. Finally they’re …

Mid-Life Crustacean