Competition is fierce for Dodgers and Star Johnson, who both want to win the Captain of the Year award as well as the heart of a female Lieutenant.

A fat-sucking vampire has his eye on the chubby Cadet, and hypnotizes Dodgers into an Igor-like slave to help capture the portly pig.

Earth resurrects the thrash metal band Megadeth to prevent a Martian superweapon from replacing the planet’s music with easy-listening jazz.