Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally). Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of homewrecker Mr. Slacksoff (the Red Guy).
Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.
Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world’s problems lies in puppets.
After the girls beat the boys in a game of “Girls Chase Boys”, Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her “cooties”.